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Lucifer

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me



You are now marked and will be returned to the wild!

Well, let us start with basics, yes?. My names have included Lucifer, Satan, Old Worm, Tempter of Mankind, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Lord of the Flies, Apostate Supreme, Foul Worm, Little Horn, Bringer of Light, Beelzebub, Blasphemer, Torturer, Angel of Darkness, Liar, Asshole, Fucker, and just about anything else that was ever spoken in ill-will.

Ah, the old days.

I invented quite a few things so to save time, I'll just say this: I invented everything that distracts you from God... which when you think about it is... well... everything. lol

Hardcore Hell Worshipers Living Hardcore
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Say hello to Beelzebutt. He's my new pet.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone with a desire in their heart and a soul to burn *ahem* I mean spend.

Here are some links to videos you might like. Most of these links are just videos that show cute things about me or merely showing lies I have perpetrated or merely people who are coming "downstairs" when they die. Enjoy.

This kid is so great
Thats right! I was a subject on Geraldo!
Drugs!
Me beating the shit out of Jesus
Yeah, this kid is definitely going to hell
Stairway To Heaven backwards (Listen closely and read the prompts)
A clip from one of my favorite movies
Even Winnie the Pooh worships me
Church of Satan's 40th Anniversary High Mass
Tenacious D
I just like the name of this one: "Cumshot on the Holy Cunt"
Armaggedon? You decide. I already know.
One Soul For Sale
Shakespeare In Love (Starring Me)
Bank Of Satan
Sell your soul to rock and roll
Tribute
Sell your soul to me
Keep God out of California
I'm in your computer, too
Thank God for dead soldiers
Satan Loves Me
The God Who Wasn't There
The TEN? Commandments
Fallen
Golfing With Satan
A Night With Ann Coulter
"America" The Satanic Cult
Haptics
Human 2.0
I made a deal with Sanjaya
I'll buy your soul
Conspiracy-Satanic Panic

Here are some of my favorite websites. Enjoy!
The Other Bible
The Church Of Satan
The Church Of Jeebus
Church Sign Generator
Pastafarianism, anyone?
www.lucifer.com
The Brick Testament
Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair
Great Quotes
King James Bible Statistics
The DARK Side Of Halloween ----This is a joke, right?
You humans are a disease (BreathingEarth)
The Universcale ----This might put things into perspective for you.
Pictures of all 9/11 victims

My Blog

Jesus And I In The Desert

I had posted this in a group site here on myspace.I thought I'd share it further.Enjoy.Okay, look. I went out to the desert to meet Jesus because of an informant I had in heaven. (Yes, there are s...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Why I left heaven Part 1

Most of you have been asking for something like this so I decided to post it here finally. I will post more for drama's sake. (I do love a good cliffhanger.) But for now, here is what really happened...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:27:00 GMT