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Extreme Maggie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm really fat. I love Extreme Sports. I'm sorry if I asked you to be a friend before but my profile was deleted for an unknown reason so I am trying to build it back up again. I like mostly "S" sports. Skiing, surfing, skateboarding, skating, skeet shooting, sailing, snowboarding, and motocross.

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Maggie Faris BioMaggie Faris began performing comedy in 1999 in her hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota. Almost instantly she was noted for her ceaselessly cheerful personality and seemingly endless series of quirky, intelligent jokes dissecting our fears and social barriers.However, it was in 2004 that Maggie’s career began to really take off when she won the Women’s portion of the Twin Cities Laff-Off Competition. Maggie proceeded to also win the five-minute Gender Showdown and thereby become the first woman in history to win the championship title – no small feat considering past competitors include Louie Anderson, Dave Mordal, Roseanne Barr, and Darlene Westgore (Nickleodeon's Funniest Mom)In 2004, Maggie won another comedy competition to become the Public Address Announcer for the St. Paul Saints professional baseball team. She was thereafter featured on such television programs as ESPN’s Cold Pizza for her unique style and memorable announcements.Since her move to New York in 2006, Maggie has only expanded her range. A favorite at clubs, Maggie received callbacks two years in a row to appear on NBC's Last Comic Standing Showcase. She now regularly plays benefit shows such as her recent headlining appearance at Rainbow Mountain Resort and has had her off-stage comedy featured on Fox-TV and CNN.With lighthearted material that forces the audience to laugh at their insecurities and prejudices, Maggie Faris has become a favorite for a diverse audience of fans. Whether you’re black or white, gay or straight, Maggie shows that we are all equally goofy human beings.

My Interests

Like I said before. I like "S" sports. I love being triple-dog-dared. I want my own TV show called Extreme Maggie. I love doing stand-up comedy. Come see a show sometime!

I'd like to meet:

Ugly Betty, Trudy Wiegel, Dwighte Schrute, Amy Sedaris

Music:

Anything you can listen to with an adreneline rush!

Movies:

Loose Change

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Reno 911, Weeds, The Office (both versions), Fear Factor.

Books:

let me change this to "authors" - David Sedaris, Augusten burroughs, Sue Monk Kidd, Alexandar McCall Smith

Heroes:

Joy Nash, Amy Sedaris, Kathy Bates, Rosie, mostly ugly people or fat people.

My Blog

weird shit

weird crapI was reading about the macy's thanksgiving day parade and they posted a picture with the caption reading...Why would you say a man DRESSED as santa clause? Why wouldn't you just say, santa ...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:17:00 PST

VISTAPRINT.COM SUCKS ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT ORDER FROM VISTAPRINT.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!I ordered business cards from vista print.com. I paid for said cards and received said cards. I thought done-deal. I am a satisfied customer. However the ne...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:11:00 PST

Bus Monkey

OK I was on the bus last night coming home from the comedy club and woman got on and sat right in front of me. She had short black hair and kept rubbing her head. So far, none of this is bothering m...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Not to be confused with Extreme Makeover

OK there are some MAJOR differences between Extreme Maggie and extreme makeover. So many times, people looking for extreme makeover come to my page by mistake. I can understand as we have the same f...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

crabby

I have been crabby lately. I am usually never crabby. I think I have too much going on right now. I think i need to go back to when I had two days in a row off. Right now I only have one and i hav...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

New and IMPROVED Extreme Maggie

As some of you may know or not know, Extreme Maggie was deleted by myspace for some unknown reason. Sure I had 3000 friends, but I'm not bitter. Some of you are like "hey extreme maggie, why did it ...
Posted by Extreme Maggie on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST