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cheesecake

where's my wheatgrass?

About Me

I am an affectionate and rambunctious 12-year-old Feline-American. My bio says I'm older, 'cuz Myspace says I have to be. I live by the ocean with my little sister Jerry. She's Siamese. Now, you may be asking, "You are white. How can you have a Siamese sister?" Well, you see, we are adopted. That's why my Mama and Daddy have two legs and have hair only on their heads. Mama adopted us when she was single, which put her in quite a pickle, on account of her being Catholic and all. But Daddy came along a few years ago, and adopted us too. But we weren't allowed to move in for a couple years because Daddy already had a tabby named Jane. We finally moved in when Jane went to The Big Catbox in the Sky, whatever that is. Mama and Daddy always tell me not to chase my sister around the house because she has a mean left hook, but I do it anyway. That's how I got that scar on my head. Well, that's about it, 'cuz it's hard to type when you don't have opposable thumbs.
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My Interests

gum rubs, playing hockey with my food, napping, chasing my sister, scratching the carpet.

I'd like to meet:

A veterinarian who doesn't take my temperature anally.