badboykittie

I rescued my owners in 1993 from a life of loneliness, void of meaning and fur people. I'm 17 yet I am really 14, which makes me really old but I can still get it up. I live in a harem with 4 slaves. Two humans who feed me, love me, talk to me, and scoop my doodie, and two feline females for me to play with. I know some of you may be thinking that vasectomies are bad but I seem to do just fine with mine. Chica Diabla was my first girl kitty, she is a little schizo, she talks to much and is obsessed with running water, we have a thing going on. Little Girl, my other girl kitty is 19 pounds and super fluffy. My human shaves her like a lion because she can't reach her button, when I am sick of Chica I turn my affection to her. My human girl Toni is crazy, she has new pet names for me every week. This week I am Gorgeous George. I was previously Boo, Booskittie and occasionally Moo. As you can tell she thinks I am an angel. I do light up her life. When we first met though, I hated her venitian blinds, it was my mission to destroy them at 4 in the morning, that is how I got my name. I came from a broken home and Toni took me in cause she loved my white spot, and 7 months later she got me Chica. But really, I am quite a stud!!