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dawn

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw '90210', she was on a scale!

About Me

I am just a tabloid loving, Edy's ice cream devouring chiquita who created this profile to kill time while uploading my cds to itunes, but it has turned into a dangerous obsession, one even stronger and more deadly than the hold that Erik Estrada has over me!My favorite pastimes are sitting at home spending quality time with my tiVo and attempting to cook so I don't have to resort to eating the 5 month old lean cuisines in my freezer.I also have a confession; I've been catching myself watching "deal or no deal" as of late and I am starting to find Howie Mandel attractive - I need an intervention, and quick!

My Interests

Hair removal, reading all 4 of my newspaper subscriptions, yo mama jokes, microwaving, dipping objects in chocolate fountains, abusing alleve, soulseek - shhhh!, grocery shopping (especially at trader joe's!); and most importantly, figuring out what makes Al Reynolds tick (aka Mr. Star Jones)

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears' new "manny" and quite possibly you too....

Music:

curve, lush, cranes, depeche mode (ex-groupie), siouxsie, lamb, wire, coil, slowdive, hooverphonic, iris, underworld, DFA, fsol, anything flood or alan moulder touch, NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO, saint etienne, garbage, afghan whigs, blonde redhead, meat beat manifesto, covenant, camouflage, 4 ad, the cardigans, the smiths, the cure, the killlers, tricky, the the, travis, muse, blur, pale saints, siouxsie, pj harvey, morrissey, pet shop boys, new order, bauhaus, electronic, gabriel and dresden, armin van buuren, martin gore's dj sets, tiga, editors, keane, madonna, metric, goldfrapp, annie, sade, bjork, dubstar, tv on the radio, the dears, bloc party, lcd soundsystem, we are scientists, yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

heavenly creatures, quills, trainspotting, being john malkovich, who's afraid of virginia wolf, sid and nancy, about a boy, big, memento, ghostbusters, trading places, airplane, crumb, the lover, mulan, tous les matins du monde, sense and sensibility, howard's end, selena (i know, why did i admit to that?!?!?), y tu mama tambien, return of the jedi, indiana jones and the temple of doom

Television:

best week ever, the office, curb your enthusiam, the daily show, buck rogers, the golden girls, knight rider, blind date, e-true hollywood story, my fair brady, oprah (only the salacious episodes), we are the 80's, charlie rose, countdown with keith olbermann, msnbc primetime, real time with bill maher, nightline, mcglauglin group, the today show, 30 minute meals, the view (pre-rosie), and when i'm in housewife mode - days of our lives

Books:

anna karenina, first comes love, the beet queen, in praise of the stepmother, unbearable lightness of being, the year of magical thinking, fast food nation, fuck this book, everything i ate: a year in the life of my mouth, the art of makeup, the all new joy of cooking, anais nin, run catch kiss, freakonomics, postsecret: extraordinary confessions from ordinary lives, found: the best lost tossed and forgotten items from around the world, bizarro and other strange manifestations of the art of dan piraro, 1000 places to see before you die