Getting cained like a biatch on herbs and 'recreation based medicines', snorting charlie & MDMA powder, smoking crack, sniffing PVA glue round the back of the pub with Jimmy Corkhill and Sinbad, Heating up and inhaling poster paint, robbing peoples stereo's, nicking booze from the 24 hour Asda, sending the head to sort out the fooking scallys who don't pay up like!
SNIFF THESE, THEIR TOP BANANA!
Did the trick at Sinbads Fancy Dress Party like!
Pete Doherty (fooking keep me and Jimmy in buisness for years if he tried our crack like!), Cracker The Dog, the real Tinhead, Mandy Jordash (was proper top when she buried her husband, thumbs up like!), anyone else who loves Brookie, i cried like a fooking baby when it got took off TV! Any fans of my show, i fooking love fans their proper cool. Also any people whos ripped off my show, Tony Hart for a start, Fingertips (fuck the science bollocks off kids dont want to learn about that shit after school!), that twat Steven from CITV who did those shows about how he got bullied, he was a twat, the whole smART team (that was a pile of crap when the kids sent in the drawing they did themselves that were utter shit, but theyd make out how 'colourful' they were hahahahahah), and all of the Riddlers, those evil twats scared the fuck out of me when i watched their show stoned off my knackers on the skunk i used to get from jamacan joe down the Brookie Bar before my show on CITV Like. & The Bastard who cut Heads body off, like.
The Riddlers: FUCKING SATANS WORK
And Who The fuck is This Little Twat?
I did my part for Red Nose Day, went to the third world with Lenny Henry, it was a great laugh everyones well safe! Soon showed them a few things like!:
Classic Brookie, Family Fortunes, The Royal Family (his wife was in jail, top dog like!), Harry Enfiled & Chums, The Riddlers, anything on CITV, Black Adder, Tony Robinson is the man, he looks loads like the guitarist out of System Of A Down aswell, well funny, like!
My best mate, taught me everything i know. Smokes Methamphetamine like a chimney, the fucking psycho like! long live the Head!
My son, Charlie, look at the little nipper he looks just like me! Top banana like!