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Dj Roy

AKA AKA47/ Eduardo's Leather/ The One Time Pony

About Me

Widely recognised as the best thing to escape Fife since The Proclaimers and seen as Sir Jimmy Shand’s natural successor, Dj Roy learned his trade on the flinty streets of downtown Ceres, crawling out of it in the fall of 05’. After his flare up with the ’Dundee scene’, he pieced together a wrag-tag bunch of beats and burned them onto his eponymous first album. Buy it. He is poor. Dj Roy --
[noun]:

A lewd street performer

’How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/3/2006
Band Members: Dj Roy; Artist, Writer, Poet, Musician, Part Time Philosopher, Unemployed Tarot Reader, Prophet? All-Round Good Egg.
Influences: Kenny Loggins, the Racoons theme tune, the CAN song 'Oh Yeah', Tinned fruit (genuinly), Dj Silk's mixing while watching Teletext, Teletext, Ceefax, Stoners fighting over a jar of Nutella, Bucky O'Hare, Sloths (in a love hate way), Cowdenbeath, Billy Zane's performance in 'Sniper', Costner in 'Waterworld', those people that are really good at everything, those people that can eat the bits of animals that you would nt even find in a MacD's, Mossa 'Cheap Therapy' (eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh, eh. eh. eh. eh. eh. eh. eh eh eh eh eh, ehhhhhhhhhhh.), ALL cheese apart from that faux french garlic shit, snow, Herons (see sloths), deep water (see sloths), Creamola foam, Knightmare, Deep heat, good microphones, biros, bonjella, Soda Streams, buffets, permanent markers, turps, petrol, Mr Freeze ('frozen gold'), writing on dirty cars, spitting, Partridge, Go With Virgo(the real Partridge), good scaffolding, empty trains, Starkey's Dementia speeded up, abnormally big animals, big vegetable contests (they look all bloated), abnormally big stuff in general, Warriors, Frosties (the drink but cereal equally as good) and a double bill of origional Star Trek at 2.30 in the morning, Sharkey and George, Transworld Sport, Weetos, PAINball(tm), watching Dune muted with tunes over the top, stalking people on myspace, Jenga Wars(tm), getting cramp/pins and needles (especially in feet).
Sounds Like: Kenny Loggins whistling during an acid induced trip through Burger King/ A really fat person really close to a mic, breathing in to it, with a phat beat over the top.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None