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Sparta!

We travel thousands of miles only to watch tv and check into hotels with the comforts of home

About Me

Im alrite as far as cunts go, but i wudnt trust myself....

My Interests

Music, Playing drums, Singing, Travelling and meeting new people, Extreme sports and thrill seeking, Martial arts (especially Muay Thai and Capoeira), Going the gym, Art, Getting fucked by drink or Drugs (ocasionally) Random amazing life changing experiences and conversations. Sexual Intercourse (from both front and behind)

I'd like to meet:

a good man...a bad man....and a happy man
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bret (Nicholas) Ellis
Birthday: october 5th 1987
Birthplace: In the hospital duh! oh i see erm warrington
Current Location: the study on the computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black as the night
Height: 2 & 1/2 umpa lumpas
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: shit scruffy ones
Your Weakness: my organization clumzyness and lazyness, or girls
Your Fears: being asked what my fears are
Your Perfect Pizza: anything not burnt without fish on, i love domino's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save for my epic quest round the world, play guitar better, sing for a band
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stop stalking me or i'll call the police and let my sister go!
Thoughts First Waking Up: hope my mum doesnt pull off my covers
Your Best Physical Feature: i have been told my eyelashes are good
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like cos im a badass, usually b4 12 on a college nite
Your Most Missed Memory: well if its missed then how can i remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke all kinds :)
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group, chance of orgy? lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sprite
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea with 2 sugars
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: heck no u rascal
Do you Sing: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no, i do try tho
Do you Shower Daily: bath daily
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: already did bitch
Do you want to get Married: yeah, not till after 25 or so
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i can change the world and reach for the stars
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i scroll up and down web pages with shit profile surveys on
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes, usually when im drunk
Are you a Health Freak: i like going the gym but dont do fitness stuff, i get tired when eating sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: well i did until i killed them, no they're nice as long as they rarely talk to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah they're cool
Do you play an Instrument: drums and percussion, i class vocals as an instrument, attempting guitar and gonna learn keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah sorry mum
In the past month have you gone on a Date: asif
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: perhaps, if they existed here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, its on my to do list
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah i think so, items from work like food, equipment etc
Ever been Drunk: what?
Ever been called a Tease: not in those words
Ever been Beaten up: yeah by tom from myspace
Ever Shoplifted: yeah thats a regret sorry local newsagents
How do you want to Die: either in a really extreme cool way or peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a drummer in a band/ singer songwriter or most likely a business advisor
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil/ mexico/ australlia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: i like brunettes
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: between 5 and 6 foot
Weight: not nicole richy skinny but not chubby either
Best Clothing Style: skater/ casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 103.8
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 3, 2 ears 1 top of ear
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret most things i do shortly afterwards like this is really unfunny

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Music:

Rock, Soul, Funk, Reggae, Metal, Punk, Grunge, Dub, Electro, Drum n Bass, Hip-hop, Breakage, Breakbeat.BANDS/ARTISTS : Pearl Jam, Incubus, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Brand New, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Alice In Chains, Karnivool, Bob Marley, Pantera, Lamb Of God, Kings Of Leon, Matisyahu, Gotye...

Movies:

Pretty much any film with Johhny Depp, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Nicholas Cage, Leo Di Caprio, Jim Carey, Mel Gibson, Keanu Reeves. Funny bad actors like Arnie Schwartzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Stephen Segal cheesey films. Martial Arts - Tony Jaa (Panom Yeerum) is amazing.

Television:

The mighty boosh, south park, good band videos, scrubs, smallville, one tree hill, ali g, extras, snuff box, interestin documentaries, retro childrens programmes and cartoons.

Books:

dont really read, erm fear and loathing in las vegas was based on a book so i'll say that, oh and the very hungry caterpillar is a good read. Oh and does anyone remember that book when u were a kid, when the aliens went to sea in a sieve? No one does that i have asked so far so if u do then let me no. But thats the only thing i remember about it.

Heroes:

Film and TV: Chris Pontious, Steve O, Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Borat etc) Julian Barett and Noel Fielding (The Mighty Boosh) Jim Carey, Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Leo Di Caprio, Nicholas Cage and Ray Mears. Music (Singers): Bob Marley, Matisyahu, Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) Maynard James Keenan (Tool and A Perfect Circle) Layne Stacey (Alice In Chains) Brandon Boyd (Incubus) Chris Cornell (Soundgarden and Audioslave) Jesse Lacey (Brand New) and Caleb Followhill (Kings Of Leon). (Drummers): Danny Carey (Tool), Josh Freese(A Perfect Circle), Jose Pasillas (Incubus), The Reverend (A7X), and Thomas Lang, Johnny Rabb (Session Drummers).... Then Tony Jaa and his amazing Muay Thai skills........

My Blog

Would you....?

This is a stolen blog but is cool so fill it in yeah. How far would you go with me? Keep your answers honest, please!Put "yes" or "no"Kiss me..Hug me..Lick me..Kill me..Love me..Hate me..Hold me..Lie ...
Posted by Sparta! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

Fill this in or else!

Fill this in like an acrostic poem yeah? Try and make it about me but if u dont really no me then doesnt matter if u struggle, just put anything! Yeah, ok cool, lets go! ..................
Posted by Sparta! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

this isnt my story so i aint gettin credit!

A monkey story Once upon a time there was an intelligent man and a monkey. They lived together in a hut. The monkey loved it there, he had so much fun swinging on the lampshades and stealing the inte...
Posted by Sparta! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST