I come from a long line of Hitch Hikers. All had bleedin massive thumbs. You see, the thumb is a tremendous boom to the Hitch Hiker. Helps with work, you know what mean? When I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Even me ol' mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda "Oh! What is it! Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never knock on my door again!" she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search for a miracle. And people told me, of a shaman, part man, part hornet. I went everywhere, coned the universe, in search of the stripey insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local Primary store, reeling around with the apple core, like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it! He grabbed onto it. It was like he was making love with it with his sting, in and out, in and out! More and more! oooh the puss, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle. I didn't know what was happening. For days I was in a trans, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca! A thumb, of gigantic proportions! "A miracle!" I said "A miracle! How can i ever repay ya!?". And he said "500 euros" "500 euros!? You won't see a penny one from me you slag!". And as I raised my thumb up, to squash his head in. I could see it in his little insect face. I could see him thinking "Oh I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beastly creation! Killing me dead. The sweet irony.". I think he was saying that, but it was a long time ago. It didn't hurt, so he could've been just shittin himself...My zoo of animal offenders!
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Nazi Turtle. Mind you, the nazi symbole will be back on his shell, it just gone to take a shower.Klu Klux Goose!
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He is currently missing his little hat and is still looking for it.
However, out finest of them all won't come out, Trevor Robison. We'll have to wait to see if he wil come out.
I am still trying to get people to put in my box, till then, you can feed those two whatever you want. Just know the Nazi Turtle doesn't like corn.
