*squirts*
I am Mr Susan guardian of the mirrors what do you seek stranger?
Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world...
what? well no, it isn't large, but a mirror will make the room appear larger. And anyway you failed to take into account MY MIRROR BALLS look at them shine, look at them shine, look at them shine squirt look at them shine, look at them shining, oooh cold!
Now it is time to choose, but choose wisely for if you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company... What? Staring at your own reflection forever?
Oooh vanity, I too was vain like you. Let me tell you the story of how I came to be in this mirrored prison.
MY NAME IS MR SUSAN and now it is time for you to do the choosing.
Will it be this one here?
Will it be this one here?
Which one one will you choose, win or lose, choose it now, which one will it be?
Which one will you choose?
Oh shit.