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Captain Morgan

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About Me

TOP 21 list of dead guys id be willing to bang! NOT listed in numerical order 01. Brad Nowell 02. James Dean 03. Kurt Cobain 04. Brandon Lee 05 Jim Morrison 06 Jimi Hendrix 07. Chris farley 08. Dean Martin 09. Dimebag Darrel 10. Freddie Mercury 11. Johnny Cash 12. Jimmy Stewart 13. Humphrey Bogart 14. Bob Marley 15. Buster Keaton 16. River Phoenix 17. John Wayne 18. Jean Kelly 19. Socrates 20. Clark Gabel 21. Errol Flynn 22. Mitch Hedburg I urge you to learn from your mistakes because in this life you never get a second chance to go back in time. We are scoundrels all of us, capable of the most horrible crimes, yet we are also capable of the beautiful gestures of love, mercy and goodness … As they say in psychology “there are no such things as accidents” and I believe everything happens for a reason, we all have our path … it is up to us to decide do you want to make that left turn or that right turn?

My Interests

PIRATES, Zombies, 7-11, Piercings, tattoos, Sex, Irish men,, blood, Whips & Chains, Chai, tow truck drivers, metal, getting punched in the face, slap ass!, POke smot, Boys not men, sunglasses, pickup trucks, johnny depp, Zim and Gir, the simpsons crew,Pick up lines and guys who use them, cartoons, smoke, Mohawks, Dali, painting, smelling like some thing tasty, white trash, Metal heads, Dutchies! moshing, going to shows, making out, claymation, making toys, playing with wire, toothless men, holes in jeans, PIRATES i fucking love pirates!* I think glasses are sexy* Donkeys and Squirrels are my favorite animals* Rahl Dahl is the best author ever* Green is the new Black* TLC, History, and Discover Channel are on my favorite channels list* A day without broccoli is a day half lived* Ikea's my candy store* I can spend $1 million in less than a day* My right front tire has a Die for an air valve cover* I drive with the windows down* Autumn not fall is my favorite season* I wear a size 11 sneaker* a day without a smile is pointless* I made a life size bird completely out of paper once* my sister is a Bully* sex is great in the morning* the most amount of piercing Ive had at once was 13* I spoon with my dog at night* I love being barefoot* ive broken 6 bones* money doesnt impress me* rich kids make me sick* irish accents are sexy* I'm a sucker for a man in a flannel shirt* my dream car is a 77 monte carlo* Cigarrettes stink ....but i still smoke:)* I once had a rat named Mr. Piggy* I know every word to bloodhound gangs biggest hit* if you think education is expensive try ignorance* I secretly love pink* Cigarettes lit with Zippos are godlike* I can touch my nose with my tongue* Hitler was a Genius misunderstood.... so is Castro* I cant sleep with socks on* I rather go to hell than heaven* I despise Omorosa *

I'd like to meet:

fellow pirates and the koolaid jug guy!

Music:

ROCK.... metal ... classic.... whatever Black dhalia murder sworn enemy Toadies Ray Charles AC/DC deftones cream ,,£@¥É® full blown chaos Lit Otis Reddingconverge toadies Rusted root bob marleyoffspring Local H butthole surfers Danzig david Bowie billy joel agnostic front unearth reflux Squeeze spacehogType O Tom Petty soundgarden children of bodom the refreshments Better than ezrafear factory faith no more 3 inches of blood machine head lamb of god arch enemy Type O negative Primitive radio gods wingerDimmu borgir Cracker Blues travelertool iron maiden PINK FLOYD foo fighters tripping daisys Jimmy hendrix Blind mellon Black crows Sponge Scorpions Nirvana Silverchairbane Life of agony rehab pearl jam sevendust janis joplin third eye blind Steve miller band pixies ZZ top journey ICP, weezer motley crue billy club sandwich finger 11 rage against the machine SUBLIME poison 311 Mighty mighty bosstones pantera.

Movies:

oh shit... Bad Biology, Trainspotting, shawn of the dead, Fightclub, Death to Smoochy, Blow, Snatch, dawn of the dead, American History X, Kids, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Nightmare before Christmas, night of the living dead, Stand By Me, The Crow, amalie, Shawshank redemption, AdamSandler, Pulp fiction, Say Anything, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 1&;2, Empire Records, Boondock Saints, Benny and Joon, Braveheart, Memento, Frailty, Edward Scissorhands, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Young Frankenstein, Willy wonka and the Chocolate factory, Donnie Darko,Groundhog day, Dazed and Confused, L.I.E, Sleepers, Aliens, PCU, Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Wallace and Gromit, Matix, Nesferatu, Dead Man, Welcome to the doll house, Toy Story1 2, Clockwork Orange, Spirited Away, A Bronx Tail, Alice in Wonderland, Die Hard, Reservior Dogs, Interview with a Vampire, Strictly Ballroom, From Hell, L.A Confidential, American Psycho, The Shining, Drop Dead Fred, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe,mallrats, Full metal jacket, Willow, platoon, Forrest Gump, dead poetics society, bubba hotep, the goonies, power of one, groundhog day, Gladiator, suicide kings, good fellas, dogma, short circut, the green mile, Braveheart, monkeybone, shrek, spaceballs, swingkids, monsters inc., Frankenhooker, Pelts.

Television:

Yay Cartoons!... Samauri jack, Daria, Simpsons, Fairly odd parents, Doug, Ren and stimpy, Ahhh real monsters, Rockos modern life, Dexters LAb, invader zim, Grim,family guy,Thundercats, south park, queer eye for the straight guy, American choppers,Futurama, undergrads, courage the cowardly dog,Greg the Bunny, 24

Books:

fair well to arms, the world according to garp, snow falling on ceders, alice in wonderland, Princess bride, Choke/ fightclub/ diary, swing kids, to kill a mocking bird, charlie and the chocolate factory, james and the giant peach, boy, Big friendly giant, My uncle oswald, Harry potter, matilda, Madame bovary, of mice and men, i know why he caged bird sings, the power of one,

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Heroes:

Green lantern, Dr Seuss, one eyed jack!

My Blog

This is how rejects get into Fordham

Julia Child, born 1912.Panama canal opened for traffic, 1914.Thomas Edison made the first recording ever ("Mary Had a Little Lamb"), 1877Muriel Becker, my grandmother, born 1922.Each of these events o...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

down the throat hole

i dont care what your mama says....frozen chololate charleston chews are the shit!...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

little things

why cant it just be all about the little things?it really is all about the little things.....never for get that!...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

My right nipple has the worst luck!

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Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:36:00 PST

like a million little pieces

ever wonder what went wrong.. Find yourself slowly tripping SLIiiiiiDING down that DAMN white rabbits hole Nomatter who says what Or what says Who you cant take it to heart. Because its just n...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:12:00 PST

car crash sundae

Okay, so let me ask you this. How many times in one year can a person fuck up before they are banished to hell? Im starting to think that hell, is the least of my worries Last night while dr...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST

Drink Smoke Fight FUCK

01. I miss somebody right now (T) 02. I don't watch much TV these days (F) 03. I love olives (T) 04. I love sleeping (T) 05. I own lots of books (T) 06. I wear glasses or contact lenses (F) 07. I l...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:51:00 PST

In a nutshell!

What band should you be in? by sexpistoletteReal name:Band Name:Black Sabbath Role:drummer Trademark:bright pink leg warmers Love Interest:Ronald McDonald Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0! ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST