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SodiumNitrite-chnology

I find a lot of animals after they die. I don't kill them, they're just there.

About Me

Berserksgangr.I am the Universe's bitch. It shall take me and do with me as it pleases. And I like it. why do you continue to hurt me?

My Interests

Human anatomy, collecting dead animals, AW11, dissections, butterflies, longterm effects of LSD on the brain, effects of supernaturally oriented self-hypnosis, meditation, sexually defiling endangered species, sexually defiling Pandas, possibility of transgressing physical human limitations, various types of flowers, hacky-sack, random diseases and their effects.
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?I'm creepy? I could've sworn I was a sweet, kind, caring person. hmmm.

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor.

Music:

All your base are belong to us...

I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

i can silently sneak through your halls
(whispers) i'm a ninja
with great ease i can scale your walls
(whispers) i'm a ninja
i can leap up from the ground to the middle of your tree
(whispers) i'm a ninja
dive out head first land upon my feet
(whispers) such a ninja
i can be invisible and blend in with the night
(whispers) i'm a ninja
completely irresistable your fate i will delight
(whispers) i'm a ninja
sticking to your skin and swimming through your veins
(whispers) i'm a ninja
i stuff my way into your heart and your brain
(whispers) i'm a ninja

chorus:
cuz i'm a ninja of love
your signal intercepted
i'm a ninja of love
i'm up to your task
i'm ninja of love
don't need no weapon
ninja of love
i don't need no mask

i can live off the love so blow it from above
woo-woo-woo
it's fear i will shove that's with fly like the dove
woo-woo-woo
the feeling will produce that could make us feel loose
woo-woo-woo
while at the same time give us the added boost
woo-woo-woo
no need to pull me in the right direction
di-rec-tion
i'm here for your heart and your heart needs protection
pro-tec-tion
i slip into your dreams you got quite the collection
col-lec-tion
my love is so it seems well it needs no correction
i'm a ninja

Movies:

A meatball without meat is just balls.

Television:

I cover the screen on my TV and pretend I..m listening to the radio.

Books:

I tried to read once. I can't see out of my left eye anymore. People keep telling me the chances of that happening again are one in a zillion. I don't know it already happened once. Who's to say it won't happen again.

Heroes:

Joshua Goldblatt... He's a berserker.

My Blog

so continued

Sooooo.... After I stab the guy in the chest (I thought I felt it go through his torso but...) he apparently feels bad about it and is now our friend. Though he has a comedic bandage job over his ches...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

Mother Fucking Stabbity Stabbity Stab

I had the sweetest fucking dream only to have dashed to bits. First a little pre-story. I have not had a scary dream or nightmare since I was little. I loooooove nightmares. I like having the shit sca...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

MMMmaybe

Run little kitty. Run away. There's no place for you to hide. You'll run though, you will. Because the shadows close in. Your senses go awry. The dark becomes a scary place. No hunting for you. You ar...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

Fuzzy Bunny!!!


Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Randomness


Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Been a while

Last night I almost couldn't go to sleep. I was thinking of how being ticklish is the result of anticipation of being tickled. Then I started laughing because I was thinking of anticipating being tick...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

You're wasting your time. Get back to work.

Yes it's Friday the 13th. Every Friday the 13th since I can remember I've had something awesome happen. Today is definitely one of those days. I can just feel it. In fact this year my birthday falls e...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

Doo bop Pa bow

It was an apocalyptic dream. A whole group of our friends survived this catastrophe but many of the commoners did not. Anyway we took hold of a rather large comfortable house where we fed on the dead ...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

BLood in my mouth

I got my wisdom teeth pulled. I can't speak without vdvskujnog my words. My face is numb, i'm bleeding everywhere. I kept my teeth. It was awesome.
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Sleepy time napp napp go bzzzzzzzzzzzz

Each and every cell in my body is exploding with energy. I feel bright and growing. I can change its shape and colors. All the air around me is for my molding. To sculpt energy. To let it flow and cir...
Posted by SodiumNitrite-chnology on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST