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Joe

do it, rockapella!

About Me


You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test


What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.


Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Midland
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow!
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer.
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions. Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Perfunctory MySpace survey can be found below.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 10/4
Birthplace: Bronxville
Current Location: Tuckahoe
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Like all normal people, right handed.
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Salted, scuffed Smith and Wesson boots, then Chuck T's.
Your Weakness: Procrastination
Your Fears: Ain't never scared. (centipedes)
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one. There's a time and a place for baked ziti pizza, though.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: pfft
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can't say I do any 'thinking' for a good 10 or 20 minutes.
Your Best Physical Feature: Chin
Your Bedtime: 12:30 am
Your Most Missed Memory: House I grew up in.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Single. Unless it's me and multiple females, I guess.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: In the line of duty
Do you Sing: I sing along
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I think so.
Do you want to go to College: Done and done.
Do you want to get Married: I look forward to it, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: I beliEve in spelling words correctly.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sporadically.
Are you a Health Freak: Also sporadically.
Do you get along with your Parents:' I do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: My appreciation for music is matched by my lack of talent.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Motrin?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I won't even eat COOKED fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Pssht, no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's February. X-TREME shrinkage.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts
Ever been Drunk: Yes, to the amusement of all around me
Ever been called a Tease: Surprisingly, yes!
Ever been Beaten up: Never
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: At this point, of natural causes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a really, really good dad.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Israel, Greece, California.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Something vibrant, interesting. Green is my favorite color in general, though.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference, I'm over blondes.
Short or Long Hair: Layered. WTF, I don't care
Height: Taller than a 'little person', shorter than me.
Weight: Healthy, proportionate.
Best Clothing Style: Stay classy, San Diego.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: One hundred-something.
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oodles.
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My Interests

guitar hero

I'd like to meet:

Old Friends, New Friends, Broads.
..

Music:

The Clash, Bob Dylan, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Elvis Costello, Aimee Mann, Jackson Browne, DMX, Neil Young, The Diplomats, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks, Squeeze, Social Distortion, Elliott Smith, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Lucinda Williams, Dean Martin, The Decemberists, Meat Loaf, Wu-Tang, Muse, Beck, Hank Williams, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Josh Ritter, Westside Connection, David Bowie, Ray LaMontagne, Madeleine Peyroux, The Replacements, et. al.
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Movies:

So many! Too many.
Sling Blade, The Iron Giant, Any Indiana Jones Movie, Office Space, Cabin Boy, The Goonies, Magnolia, Glory, Frequency, Seven, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Cinema Paradiso, The Mission, Napoleon Dynamite, Out of Sight, Spaceballs, UHF, The Godfather, Anchorman, Better Off Dead, Casablanca, Patriot Games, Star Wars, A Bronx Tale, Out of the Past, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Gone With The Wind, Full Metal Jacket, Three Kings, Taxi Driver, Any Muppet Movie, Night of the Living Dead

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

The Office, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, MST3K, Get A Life, Reno 911!, King of Queens, Rocko's Modern Life, The Critic, Dirty Jobs, Red Stripe Commercials

Books:

I miss "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.

Heroes:

WWSD?

My Blog

limblog

Howdy to my loyal reader(s)! So it's come to this- I'm writing today from Cyberspot-19 in the lovely White Plains library. I've been without a proper home of my own for two weeks now, as my whole hal...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

Vote

Get out and vote today. Who knows, you might help stave off the bitter end for a few more years...or hasten it by a few, depending on your persuasion...or, if history is any guide, most...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

couple of things before work

First of, much love and gratitude to all for the birthday comments, voice mails, e-mails, and other such felicitations, really made my day. Secondly, Randy Johnson is 6 feet and 10 inches of pure shit...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

death to all stingrays

Poor croc hunter. Nothing bothers me more than when benevolently dumb and harmless people get hurt, and a stingray barb to the heart definitely counts. Poor fella. If ever I come across ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST

Snakes Under The Stars

For a detailed description of what I did tonight, call (336) 786-5494. Listen to the entire recording...completely worth it, trust me.
Posted by Joe on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

dona eis requiem aeternam.

Experienced a tough loss this morning, and I'm going to need to lean on you a little, dear readers, and I'm sorry. I just need to grieve.   My Microwave 2001-2006 This thing ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

rolling r's

I swear, I had to listen to this song "RRRROMPE" for 8 hours straight today. Give a listen. Yes, you will want to dance at first. I did the head bob/butt twitch thing myself. Listen to it on a lo...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

Endorsement

I'd like to use this forum to announce my proud and heartfelt endorsement of this guy:    ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

Imagine

Great video, really well done. Click here and watch.
Posted by Joe on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST

Secret Word of the Day: 4/18/06

ENNUI ennui Pronunciation: "n-'wEFunction: nounEtymology: French, from Old French enui annoyance, from enuier to annoy -- more at ANNOY: a feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction : BOREDOM   I...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST