Liquor before beer
Someone cute enough to sleep with, smart enough not to call.
Living on a Prayer, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Sweet Caroline, Brown Eyed Girl, Don't Stop Believin', Here I Go Again on My Own, Sweet Child O' Mine
Barfly, 28 Days, Drunks, When a Man Loves a Woman, Leaving Las Vegas, Days of WIne and Roses, Clean and Sober, anything starring Lindsay Lohan
Cheers.
Augusten Boroughs, Bukowski, Hemingway
Carrie Fisher, Drew Barrymore, Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan