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Kelly......

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About Me

I'm a shy, loud mouthed introvert who happens to be very opinionated and knows more useless information than anybody alive. I can't spell to save my life, I won't remember your name until the 3rd time I meet you and for months I couldn't think of anything to write here, so I wrote lyrics from Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance." And monkeys are hilarious. I could sit at the zoo all day with a bucket of popcorn at the monkey house and be perfectly happy.

You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


83%

Democrat


75%

Socialist


58%

Communism


50%

Green


42%

Fascism


33%

Republican


25%

Nazi


0%
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My Interests



I'm the one in the kick-ass yellow and blue getup. Posing with me is Great Grandpa, Grandpa and Dad.

History. Making bad movies. Writing. Getting people drunk and them giving me money for it. Pressing the hardways. Come bets - with odds. Watching TV. Baseball. Skiing - snowboarding is for sucks. Lorst Masterology. Backpacking. Guitars. Making the best goddamn cocktails in that have ever passed your lips. Long walks on the beach holding hands and ending the evening at a candle-lit picknic until your boyfriend tells me I need to leave. School. Movies. Popping my colla'. Vespas. Vegas. Ska. Serving.
You just got served.

I'd like to meet:

People that can explain to me why "comb," "tomb," and "bomb" don't rhyme. Or someone who can tell me which comedian I stole that joke from. Only high class for me.

And pirates. No... Ninjas. Ninjas are the new pirate. I think I'd like a friend that will support my habit of sweet ass Billy Joel kareoke... or someone that will try equally hard to stop it. I'm a mess.

The PSA Picture of the Month for December:

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Op Ivy, The Vandals, Descendents, Combustible Edison, early Chicago, The Beatles, Beck, Flogging Molly, The Damned, UltraLounge, Tenacious D, G 'n' f'n R, Junior Senior, Madness, Slayer, Billy Joel (up until 1982), System of a Down, Cake, Minor Threat, The Shins, The Sights, Henry Mancini, Spyro Gyra/Chuck Mangione and 80's smooth jazz, Burt Bacharach, Billy May, Martin Denny, Les Baxter, Frank, Dean and Sammy, The Propellerheads, Charlie Daniels Band (ok, just "Devil Went Down to Georgia"), The Minutemen, Hepcat, Fishbone (c. 1985), No Doubt (c. 1992), Skeletones, Toots and the Maytals, Let's Go Bowling, The Toasters, See Spot, Suburban Rythm (RIP), The Jam, English Beat, Oingo Boingo, Earth Wind & Fire, "Off the Wall" and "Thriller", early B-52's, Tony Hates Jazz, and whatever stupid song or video you've got playing on your myspace page is my FAVORITE!..

Movies:

Weird Science, Good Morning Vietnam, Brazil, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Untouchables, Lord of the Indiana Star Wars Ring Nerds, Good Night and Good Luck, Out of Sight (I've got a major Clooney boner), James Bond (Roger Moore is the true Bond.), True Romance, Rounders, Office Space, Top Secret, Coming to America, Run Ronnie Run, Wet Hot American Summer, Spinal Mighty Dog Show Guffman Wind Tap, Frighteners, North By Northwest, Schizopolis, UHF, Die Hard, Revenge of the Nerds, Forbidden Zone, Six String Samurai, That one that takes place in the jungle. And this one seems pretty good, too. Gross Pointe Blank, Vacation, Adventures in Babysitting, Die Hard, Fast Times, Pursuit (1), Patton, Kelly's Heros... pretty much any war movie, and so the list won't be too long, I'll include just about anything from: Soderbergh, Coen Bros., Soeffner, Attenburough, Wes Anderson, Fincher, Lean, Hitchcock, Capra... hell, I even like Bay, both Scotts, De Bont and Scorsese.

Television:

PTI, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, Lost, The Apprentice, The History Channel, Mythbusters, Conan, SNL, Cosby Show, Daily Show, Baseball Tonight, Entourage, The Simpsons, Big Love, Extras, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Sopranos, CurbYE, America's Funniest Home Videos (I'm serious. Try it... you'll piss your pants.), Family Guy, A-Team, Stella, My Name Is Earl, Project Runway (don't say a fucking word), Top Chef, Look Around You, CHiPs, retarded dating shows on MTV on a lazy saturday afternoon, any VH1 "I Love the .....", Wild Boys, Insomniac, That's Cat, Perfect Strangers. TV is rad. Tivo rules my world.

Books:

Stephen E. Ambrose, David Eggers, Edwin Morris, David McCullough, Jeff and Michael Shaara, Poe, Skakespeare (I got a BA in Theatre, for God's sake - give me a break), Sarah Vowell, Sports Illustrated, National Geographic, Everybody Poops, Macroeconomics: a Study in National Economy, Macroeconomics 2: Electric Boogaloo, America (The Book), Dan Brown novels that don't have the word "Vinci" in the title, this one seems pretty good, Television Without Pity recaps, , all your blogs, any history textbook, Falkner, Hunter S., Kerouac, Sedaris and Vonnegut. (Those last 5 were bullshit, by the way. I've never read them... But everybody else lies and puts them in their bio-thingy... so I might as well, too.)

My Blog

New Years Eve Pictures

Here are some pics from Erin's New Year's Eve party in Long Beach. Some of these pics might have been taken by other people, but I put them in my folder and I forget which is which. So screw it. A han...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

Battle Photos - Normandy, D+2

Hello everyone... welcome back to my little corner of the internet. Here is (yet again) more pictures of my strange and geeky hobby. We were out at Camp Roberts in Paso Robles once again and it was a ...
Posted by Kelly...... on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST

Selling My Guitar

No rants today.  Only looking for some money.  I'm selling one of my guitars.  Here is the craigslist ad.  Let me know if anyone is interested.  Love,Kelly...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

Andrew Meyer Tasing: The Blog

By now most of you have probably already seen this youtube clip of retarded University of Florida student Andrew Meyer getting himself all tasered up at a John Kerry speech.    I've been re...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:24:00 PST

Hanah's Outfit

If you've ever heard me talk about the good ol' days when I played in a band and was probably at the peak of my coolness, well here's the proof.  Cory, my old friend and the bass player/singer in...
Posted by Kelly...... on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST

Sopranos

Yesterday was very nerve wracking for me. You see, I have watched The Sopranos since day one in 1999. I've been a loyal follower and defender for eight years and yet, as of yesterday, I had not watche...
Posted by Kelly...... on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

"Global Warming."

Without getting into it and stirring up a hornet's nest, I have a problem with global warming.  Not that it IS a problem, but I have a problem believing it. Read This Article As many of you know,...
Posted by Kelly...... on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Caption Contest

Hey gang... For a long time now, I've had a picture up titled, "Caption Contest" and for a while people were playing along. Well, it's been many moons since anyone has attempted to show off their crea...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

Oh my goodness... a Guinness

Once again, we took a trip to Phoenix, AZ to watch some spring training baseball games. It's been a tradition since The Year 2000... which still sounds like the far off future to me. Anyway, I didn't ...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

Pointless News Stories Part 2

Am I writing two blogs in one day?  Three in the past two days?  Oh, yes... I freaking did.  Ok... I just wrote the scathing piece on Anna Nicole Smith and why I hate it that people ca...
Posted by Kelly...... on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST