To ********, and the greatest ass I have ever seen. |
Dear ********,
I just want to take the time to let you know that I appreciate how fucking amazing your ass is.
I don't know if that is the product of hours at the gym, or if God just blessed you with ... Posted by Baker on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:24:00 PST |
To the left... |
Dear friends,
I stand before you a coward...and I ask you all to forgive me my cowardice.
It seems that for the last six years, this country has slowly but surely moved to the right of the cent... Posted by Baker on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST |
A 30 Year Reflection |
Well, my birthday week has come and gone (I call it a week now, since nowadays, one day just isn't enough for most of us...not for me anyway), and another rather unfortunate event decided to show... Posted by Baker on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST |
16 and life: Part 3 |
So it's been a while since I've commented on this subject. I saw a Sarah McLachlan video two days ago, and she does the exact same thing I'm trying to do, only she does it much better. The whol... Posted by Baker on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST |
16 and life, Part II |
So the first part of my research is complete...I'd like to say it went off without a hitch, but I'd be lying. I could only tolerate about 15 minutes of one of these "super sweet sixteen"... Posted by Baker on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST |
16...and LIFE to go |
Who in the FUCK decided that it would be a good idea to make a show that chronicles the lives of little rich 16 year olds getting ready for their money wasting birthday party?
I've already ranted abo... Posted by Baker on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST |
To the guy who originally invented reality TV... |
...I'm going to destroy you. And Brad, if you're reading this, and you start up with that "well, it's just like a game show...there are plenty of jobs out there for actors...I don't think you ha... Posted by Baker on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST |
This is my first Blog... |
This is my first Blog. But I can't think of anything interesting to say.
I mean, I haven't really had any epiphanies or deep thoughts. My poetry is wretched, and my writing is sub-par at b... Posted by Baker on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:43:00 PST |