to whom it may concern |
You vulgar little maggot. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You ar...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:10:00 GMT |
nights in rodanthe |
apparently there's a richard gere movie coming out where he meets some unhappy broad and sweeps her off her feet for one wild weekend, and so changes her and his life. apparently, as well, that kind o...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:45:00 GMT |
Ten random things about me (If you’re interested) |
1) I feel pretty short most of the time.2) Video games soothe my violent lizard brain, but even still i feel bad if i accidentally harm an innocent digital bystander.3) I haven't eaten popcorn in year...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 00:03:00 GMT |
Goddammit! |
I swear on a golden cow, at midnight i will perfect and activate a device that will not only disembowel but strangle, sear, maim, wound, bludgeon, raze, smite, decapitate, malaise, burn, torture,...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:13:00 GMT |
Boycott the melonfarmers! |
I stole a note because it offended me. Now Jessie and I are alerting Ralph's corporate of the misconduct of the management of one of their locations. Let's burn this shit to the ground.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:39:00 GMT |
this sets back the women’s liberation movement twenty years |
So i just got fired from Score. Presumably over referring to a female coworker as "dear" when i struggled to remember her name. I was nothing but courteous and respectful, and somehow this was constru...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:32:00 GMT |
an anonymous british ebayer once said this was "bloody brilliant... the best thing on ebay!" |
back in the day I sold my old cell phone on a popular internet marketplace, and to be fair to potential buyers, I wanted to try to press upon them the gravity of the crappiness of my phone. What I end...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
"So what IS a muffsman, anyway?" |
None of your got-damn business, that's what!!
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 23:25:00 GMT |
on a murdering spree with kid twist |
From: Kid Twist Date: Apr 5, 2007 9:37 AM I'm going on a murdering spree! Who's with me? Our target? Whoever sends those obnoxious messages that pose as fake tan blonde bimbos that won't leave ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:44:00 GMT |
Chuck |
the sickly white glow of a television is visible through the mostly vertical slats of his ruined blinds to the street below, and a stray dog pauses next to the flight of cracked, peeling prefab stairs...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:20:00 GMT |
