VIBIN IN THE LAB
Add to My Profile | More Videos-I AM WEST INDIAN !-IF I AM GOING ON A TRIP I PACK MY GRIP! NOT A SUITCASE-I DON'T WALK ON THE SIDEWALK ... I WALK ON PAVEMENT-VIM IS FOR CLEANING-DETTOL IS FOR EVERYTHING-ANGOSTURA TASTE GREAT ON EVERYTHING-YOU KNOW THAT BAKE IS NOT BAKED!-YOU KNOW THAT JULIE IS A MANGO. NOT A GIRL !-YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE "SENT FOR THE BELT" !-I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN NEED DISCIPLINE-I WALK WITH MY OWN PEPPER SAUCE!-"A BEER IS A CARIB."... SO IS : STAG, BANKS, RED STRIPE, GUINNESS, HAIROUN, ROYAL EXTRA,-BUT THESE ARE ALSO REFRESHMENTS : ... JU-C(THANKS TO MY MAN J FOR DE ADDITION, AND GK FOR DE SPELLIN, SLIPPED ME BRAIN) TING, CHUBBY, MAUBY, IRISH MOSS, SEA MOSS...-SORREL IS A CHRISTMAS DRINK, NOT EGGNOG-I SOAK MY CAKE IN RUM!-LIME IS SOMETHING YOU DO, NOT SOMETHING YOU EAT!-WEST INDIAN TOPICS OF DEBATE ARE:1. RICE AND PEAS OR. PEAS AND RICE??2. PELAU OR COOKUP RICE?3. CURRY CHICKEN OR CHICKEN CURRY?-WHEN I REACH HOME I CHANGE INTO MY HOME CLOTHES!-I DON'T NEED NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH, I AM A MACO!-LICKS IS NOT A RESTAURANT-EPSON SALTS IS THE UNIVERSAL CLEANING AND HEALING AGENT!-THE BEACHES OF THE WEST INDIES HAS MAGICAL HEALING POWERS-EVERYONE IS YOUR AUNT, UNCLE OR COUSIN! (COURTESY FAMILY!)-MOTH BALLS ARE EVERYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE-YOU HAVE A FREEZER IN YOUR BASEMENT-YOU WASH YOUR WHITE CLOTHES WITH BLUE-THE WORD IS NOT PRONOUNCED "CRISPY" IT'S CRIPSY-YOU DO NOT PUT "FILM" IN YOUR CAMERA, BUT FLIM-SHADOW IS NOT A GHOST. BUT A JUMBIE OR DUPPY MIGHT BE!-YOU EAT FRIES OFTEN WITH A FORK, KETCHUP AND MUSTARD-DESPITE LACK OF INTEREST, SOMEONE HAS TRIED TO CONVINCE YOU OF THE BENEFITS OF TAKING A PURGE,-NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE, YOU CALL YOUR PARENTS MUMMY AND DADDY-YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF "DAHL", "CHANNA", "ANCHAR", "KURMA" AND "BUSS-UP-SHOT"-YOU'VE CALLED SOMEONE (OR BEEN CALLED) CHUNKALUNKS, THICK TING, 'FAMILY'(EVEN IF SHE'S NOT REMOTELY RELATED TO YOU!),DOO DOO, BREDS, PARTNER...-YOU KNOW WHAT A MAXI-TAXI IS-YOU LOVE SOCA (GOES WITHOUT SAYING)-YOU CAN CALL YOUR FELLOW COUNTRY MAN BY AN ETHNIC NAME FONDLY AND IT WOULD BE OKAY. EG: DARKIE, REDS, DOUGS, CHINEE-MAN, YELLOW, CREOLE, RED-MAN, WHITE-BOY ...-"YOU BETTA STUDY YUH BOOK"-WHEN YOU GET 98 OUT OF 100 ON A TEST. YUH PARENTS ASK YOU "WHAT DE ASS HAPPEN TO THE OTHER 2 MARKS?"-SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS A MECHANIC-YOU DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE YOU GO TO THE MARKET TO MAKE GROCERIES-YOU KNOW THAT BAKE GOES WITH: BIGON, BULLJOL, SMOKE HERRING, SALT FISH-YOU WASH AND REUSE PLASTIC AND STYROFOAM CUPS..TO GO WITH THE PLASTIC TAKE-OUT SPOONS AND FORKS CUTLERY SET IN THE DRAW.-IT IS PING PONG... NOT TABLE TENNIS-IT IS NOT VEGETABLES IT IS VEG-TABLES-TRIPE IS A DELICACY, FISH IS BRAIN FOOD-CASTOR AND COD LIVER OIL IS GOOD FOR YOU-YOU HAVE A WALL UNIT IN YOUR DINING ROOM FILLED WITH THE "GOOD DISHES" !-YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINE, WHINE AND WINE!-YOU OR SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY HAS A CD OR MINI BOXING GLOVES WITH YOUR ISLAND'S FLAG ON IT HANGING FROM THE REARVIEW MIRROR IN YOUR CAR.***I AM WEST INDIAN!! ***
