[Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have resigned myself to mediocrity.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,

Music:

The Killers, Bright Eyes, Jack Johnson, Nirvana, She and Him, Ryan Adams, Coheed and Cambria, The Beatles, Dynamite Hack, Sublime, James, Incubus, The Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Marcy Playground, The yeah yeah yeahs, Led Zepplin, Morris Day and the mother fucking Times, The Mars Volta, The Wallflowers, and so on. I'm not sure it is really any of your business who I like to listen to. Unless you plan to buy me some c.d.s. Or if you are writing an A and E biography about me.

Movies:

I like many movies. How can this possibly interest you?

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, Heroes, Eli Stone, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, and I might like some other programs too, if I wasn't always so busy reading cereal boxes.

Books:

I read a lot. Like, more than I should. Like, if we are eating breakfast and I finish my cereal before you, I will no doubt be reading the cereal box, waiting for you to finish. I read junk mail. I'm sort of a reading guy. I don't like to eat sea food because it tastes like it's mad at me.

Heroes:

All of my heroes are fictional. All of them.

My Blog

Chapter 26: The death of fun

My current pet project is a book I am writing in the style of Aeon Sage in Sacrificing Safety. It is called "The death of fun" If my penis was inside of you before 1-1-2008 then you are in...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST

Chapter 25: Ember is a stupid cun........

You are just some fucking girl. A stupid, racists, girl. You are going to die alone for all your determination. And I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Ember said this to me, s...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

Chapter Zero: zero, zero, zero, zero, zero

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:58:00 PST

Chapter 24: there is nothing great about who I am

I am sorry if it is inconvenient that I learned humility. I am sorry if that de values anything you have held true.I am sorry that I was so selfish.I am sorry that you think I still think the wa...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:30:00 PST

Chapter 23: ...this is the way the world ends

When the wave rolls back and leaves us all waterlogged, I wonder what we will think of the new landscape. Will we be grateful for the freshly enriched land? Will we be in too much of a hur...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

Chapter 22: this is the way the world ends...

I have come very, very close to solving the riddles that complimented and plagued the ending of my childhood. I have made wiggle room in what I once considered un-moveable concrete circumstance....
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

Chapter 21: that’s a pretty double standard.

Firstly, this is in response to an idea a former friend of mine mentioned. It is not in response to that former friend. Just the idea.Keep in mind that all of this is subjective.Well, love...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:10:00 PST

Chapter 20: demolition is an act of creation

I built the unbreakable wall, and you are the only one who made it through.I found myself this week facing a feeling for the first time in 6 years. It is a big one. Like, if my life so far...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:16:00 PST

Chapter 19: sinner gate guardian

I consider the regret in your eyes reason enough to let you off the hook.
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

Chapter 18: the 7 wishes before I have sex with you. (because I think we’d make a good team)

The seven wishes before I have sex with you.1. I wish that every single person on planet Earth was more compassionate for their fellow humans.2. I wish I was a better friend.3. I wis...
Posted by [Axe Bros.] k 3 |/ ! |\| on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST