Zombie Wendy

Oh, it hurts to be this good!

I watched in horror at the Shell station as the numbers by the $ ticked up, up, up. The 'being fucked' analogy is quite apt, as the pump was nestled snuggly in the gas tank of my car. The grand tota...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

Simply GENIUS!

Thanks to Secular Southern Seductionaire[Celtics Win!!!!] for this. [/QUOTE] ...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

Im not the girl you once put your faith in, just someone who looks like me.

In my lifetime I've had the experience of seeing women rise to power in the highest positions of our government. Nancy Pelosi, Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton are respectively the firsts Speaker ...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

And no more shall we part.

Today is our 17th wedding anniversary. So I think I am pretty qualified to talk about marriage and what it is.Marriage is a legal contract between two consenting adults. That is all it is. It's not...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:50:00 PST

Bow down before the one you serve, you’re going to get what you deserve.

I got this as a forwarded email and thought I would *coughs* add my thoughts (in italics)I am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I am an American, too. The beauty of this cou...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

Tis you, tis you must go, and I must bide.

I would like to take a moment of your time and remind you of all of the mother's of the more than 4000 Americans and the countless thousand Iraqi lives claimed by this war.Thousands and thousand of w...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:40:00 PST

There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.

I'm calm now. It took a trip to Communiknity to reintroduce me to the side of me that isn't on the verge of exploding and sticking all over everything. The blood lust for selfish SUV drivers and acn...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

I warn you now, the velocity I’m gathering will knock you down.

Please, for the love of whatever and all that is good and holy, PLEASE stop buying me as your pet!I would make a terrible pet. I would pee all over your things and destroy your furniture. And as for...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

I might need anger management:)

Holy crap, after this morning you'd think I was all hater-ed out. But, fuck me, I'm not!Dear assholes at the playground,When you're within ear shot of toddlers and preschoolers at a playground and yo...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

Get out of my way!

Dear SUV on San Tomas this morning,Thank you for being suck a narcissistic fucking moron this morning that you saw fit to pull INTO the intersection in spite of the fact that the light was red. Thank...
Posted by Zombie Wendy on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:07:00 PST