Hey Yo,My name is Bosco and if you haven't guessed that I'm a pigeon already, then get the fuck off my page before I start doing the "it's on!" circle dance. I just have no time for dumb cunts these days. I mean they can be funny at times and all, like when Harry got run over by a bus over a bloody chip. Wad!!
But I simply have more important matters to contend with and focus on. I have a crew that I captain called MPM (Melbourne Pigeon Massive) and we run this town. Make no mistake about it, we gots control over the skies, the alleys, the stoops, the stairwells and your sisters window sill. We control the whole shebang..Get it!
Even though the crew is now in the hundreds, the real tight inner circle of MPM, the rollers and street brawlers that I can be seen with on the daily; Are my boys Chester, Randal, Peg Leg, Binnie, Khoo & Ping. Big up's fellas!!!
We got each others backs till the crummy end. Coo. Though I must admit that Binnie tests my nerves at times, he can be a complete dildo and make the whole crew look bad. Lucky for him, he's good entertainment value cos if we're not paying him out about his derro bin juice covered feathers or pathetic mating attempts (he's never found the hole!!); we're laying the smackdown on him.
We're mainly M town CBD based but still go all city and occasionally beyond. (Nothing beats a quick Sunday morning fly over the bay followed by a few shit dropping passes on Frankston...Gold!) Just remember, the one constant in life wherever you are, is pigeon. Ubiquitous and omnipotent yerhearme?!?
So all in all we're a fun bunch, just don't get on our bad side. Any pigeons or pigeon sympathisers out there on myspace, holla!Peace.
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