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RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS

GET READY FOR THE TRASHING OF A LIFETIME.........

About Me

This band were raised by wolves somewhere on a lonely Peakland moor. Their first instruments were gifts from a band of travelling gypsies, their only exposure to music the blaring of 80's Metal from the passing pickup trucks of local rednecks. What the fuck did you expect it to sound like then?

Working hard - studio bound for now, hoping to go live in a town near you soon!

The Drunken Prophet's Legendary Beer Tarot

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2007
Band Members: Ming the Merciless and Baron Von Rot (AKA 21st Century Pissed Up Man)
Influences: Fine German Lagers and skin flicks.
Sounds Like: Angry drunken men from the North.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New Logo!

We have a new logo. Thanks to the genius of Dan North we now have a logo for the thrashing sounds of the Russian Master Dogs. Dan demanded a case of vodka in exchange for his artwork but I have to say...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:14:00 PST

A tribute to

The Russian Master Dogs would like to pay tribute to the late great Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin. He led our Mother Land through some difficult times, and while his policies were not always effective or...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

Theme Tune for Madam Toni

We have provided the theme music for Madam Toni's Horoscopes. She is some weird old lady who messes with the occult and has a passion for chilli rum, alligator wrestling and crack. The tune was writte...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

New tracks and a guest slot!

It looks like we will be recording in more glamorous surroundings from now on. Dead Fish studios have requested we lay down some tracks in their superb live room. With mixing being handled by the lege...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

Remix and photos

DJ MING is currently working on an industrial remix of MASTER!!! which will be posted online as soon as he's finished playing with his air synth.  There are also a couple of news pics online...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

MASTER!!! Mix issues

The more astute of you may have noticed that the play count for MASTER!!! has been reset a couple of times. Thats because we have been trying out various mixes. What do you think to the current mix, v...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

First Day of myspace for the RMD!

So, it's the first day of a New Era in Metal! We finally go public with the shit we've been twatting around with in the spare room. It's just me and Ming offering up a small selection of essentially u...
Posted by RUSSIAN MASTER DOGS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST