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Paul

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About Me

Mayo sucks.

I'm not sure if it was a dream, but this one time, God came up to me and said, "If you eat this spoonful of mayo, I'll bring about world peace."

I hesitated.

So then He asked, "Alright, alright, how about just some of this tuna salad?"

I'm so sorry, world. I couldn't do it. It's MAYO.

My Interests

Wing Chun, DVDs, writing, reading, video games, darts and anything that requires as little physical activity as possible.

Music:

Everything from Jpop to hip-hop. Lately, I've got Rooney, Joss Stone, John Mayer, James Morrison, Ne-yo, Amy Winehouse and Gym Class Heroes on the playlist.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Garden State, Stranger Than Fiction, Little Miss Sunshine, LOTR, Indy Jones, High Fidelity (And pretty much anything Cusack), horror flicks, war movies, spy flicks, samurai flicks, Hong Kong flicks....

Television:

Veronica Mars, Heroes, Entourage, Monk, Arrested Development, 24, Scrubs, Sopranos, Family Ties, 30 Rock, The Office, Supernatural, Reaper

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, Sputnik Sweetheart, Interpreter of Maladies, Naked and For Whom The Bell Tolls

Heroes:

I kinda like that Batman guy but I'm a little uncomfortable with the fact that he wears tights.