Ed, the last guy on MySpace

About Me

Against every fiber of my being, I joined MySpace in February 27, 2007 to do some work research, and to assemble an army of brave and virtuous warriors. And just when I started to get the hang of it, everybody mass-migrated to Facebook like wildebeests.
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Was in Australia a couple of weeks ago, molesting kangaroos as I found them to be delightful creatures. The next day I had a kangaroo pizza, however, and my mouth did not find them to be delightful at all.
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After Manila, I went to Seoul. It'd been over five years since I'd been to the Motherland. I signed up for the Oldboy Tour Package where they hole you up inside a windowless hotel room for a prolonged period of time. After they let you out, you fight a bunch of gangsters with a hand tool of your choice and then get hypnotized into fornicating with a close relative. A must-do for any Park Chan Wook fan.
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No, I'm not being hauled off to a death camp. This was taken inside a jeepney somewhere in Manila, the city named after the folder.
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Taken at Punta Tombo, home to over 600,000 non-jumping penguins.
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This year has been a year of firsts: First glacier, first iceberg, first penguins, etc. In April I performed my first wedding ceremony. And yes, that's a Viking helmet. I was making a prayer to Thor, the Norse god of thunder, a founding member of the Avengers, and the guy they named Thursday after.
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Perito Moreno Glacier is very immense and cold. And by cold, I mean overbearing religious parents and a string of failed relationships had rendered the glacier emotionally dead inside.

My Interests

I like to travel. The farther from LA, the better.

Torres del Paine in Chile was extraordinary - but not as extraordinary as my ability to sing "Tears for Fears" songs.

This was taken at the Cu-Chi Tunnels in Vietnam. While there, I tried to seduce a stick-sharpening mannequin. But, alas, no love was made.

Cambodia's got some of the cutest kids in the world, like these two younglings in Angkor Wat. But it turned out they only looked like kids thanks to severe malnutrition, and were actually local college students.

The Na Pali Coast from a helicopter looks almost fake, like something you'd design with a 3-D program. I'm glad I took a lot of pictures because the girlfriend was too busy trying not to vomit to enjoy the scenery (helicopter turbulence makes airplane turbulence feel like a massage chair).

This is me in Tokyo, trying to figure out what to do on a Tuesday night in Shinjuku until the trains opened at 4:35 AM. At this time of night, the only people you'll find walking these streets are male hostesses and Nigerian hustlers. And lonely, vengeful ninjas.

This was somewhere near Krabi, Thailand. I was never a big fan of kayaking - even less so after we were attacked by a gang of monkeys about 30 minutes later in a mangrove forest. As funny as they are on YouTube videos, monkeys are assholes in person.

Taken right before I devoured all of Hong Kong. There's just a big hole there right now. And some homeless Cantonese people.

Here's a photo of my last meal in Buenos Aires. La Cabrera, where the steaks can actually give you a stroke. But a really joyous, blissful stroke. Damn, that steak was delicious.

I'd like to meet:

According to Dateline, I heard this is a terrific place to meet underage girls.