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:: I Am ::
Bonnie
No, you can't be my Clyde.
Yes, you can take a number.
Holding your breath increases your chances.
What does it increase your chances for?
That's for me to know and laugh about.
Chinese :: Japanese
No, this does not make me Korean
I don't care if geographically China + Japan = Korea.
5 foot 7
Yes, this makes me abnormally tall for an Asian female
A Registered Nurse
No, I will not be your naughty nurse
I don't care if this is your lucky day or not.
If you keep pestering me, I will show you first hand what I do at work.
It is not a pretty sight.
A book worm
As in, I like to read.
All about speed
Not the drug, dorks.
As in *vroom*vroom*
Someone with a strange sense of humor
My friends call me "unique".
In other words, I am a special snowflake.
Very fond of laughing
Believe it or not, I also like making others laugh.
Quite selfish
However, in the name of all things zen, I give unselfishly.
I know, this sounds like a paradox.
Then again, I kind of am like one.
Sort of.
But only on Tuesdays.
And only with rainbow sprinkles.
A shadow dancer
No, I will not be your private dancer.
I don't care what Tina Turner said.
A day dreamer
No, you weren't a part of them.
A night tripper
No, by "tripper" I do not mean I do drugs.
If you do drugs, yippie for you.
I don't.
A spontaneous writer
I like to jot my random thoughts down in a secret place special place.
A firm believer in the following formula
Good friends + Good music + Good food + Good booze = Good times
You Should Drive a Lamborghini
A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!
What Sports Car Should You Drive?
How crazy!!! My ultimate vehicle is the yellow Diablo!!
Why Yellow? I'm Asian. Duh.
Why the Diablo? So I can say I drive and ride the Devil. Duh.
I don't see a way to simplify and/or distill myself within the confines of this little box so I won't try any harder than whatever it is that I wrote above.
Besides, I can't be summed up in a few words or sentences.
I can only be experienced.
Wow, that would make a great slogan for some exotic liquor or something. If you ever see that phrase, know that you saw it here first.
