I'd like to meet:
Swaying hips, fat upper lips, quick-as-a-whip quips and a tan. Bangs is just a given, don't be stupid now.Also, girls who say, or type, "prolly" instead of "probably" because if there's any justifiable reason to kick a girl in the face, this, my friend, is it, and I'm always looking for justifiable reasons (courts said "drunkeness," sadly, isn't).