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cathyhecox

Do you want to see a very very long arm?

About Me

I'm a winner who hasn't won yet. Also, I'm a heck of a dancer. I love hot coffee, cold beer, balancing a lighter, naps, singing really loud in the car, the smell of asthma meds, thunderstorms, Baltimore in the afternoon, baths,and Nina. I don't like my bad nerves, peas, hangovers, and most likely, your stupid band.

My Interests

NINANINANINANINANINANINA, and ice cream

I'd like to meet:

Anyone as long as you aren't some dumb khaki, minivan mom who thinks you have something in common with me. I am not like you. And I probably hate your kids too.

Movies:

Superman

Television:

Anything I can watch On Demand!

Books:

Sunday morning comics

Heroes:

My dad

My Blog

What?

Sometimes I wake up and wonder where I am or how I got here. Sometimes I wonder how I changed to a person who watches the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with my mom. I hate traveling pa...
Posted by cathyhecox on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:15:00 PST

A Tribute

When I was a little girl, I took a sip of a bottled water before realizing that it had a weird film on the inside of the bottle. I started to cry and told my dad that I thought I was going to die. He ...
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The man of steel

Dear Christopher, You will be missed. Thank you for the hours and hours of enjoyment you have given me. Rest in peace, Superman. Your greatest fan, Cathy
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to escape a bad date

My worst case scenario desk calendar advice: 1. Locate a usable window and attempt to open it. If you cannot open the window, find an implement you can use to break it. 2. Stike the center of the ...
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have a new niece today!

and her name is Samantha. :-)
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My evening

Last night I went to Frazier's. I know, I know, big surprise. I ran into this kid that I went to school with. His name is "Bumper". What kind of name is Bumper? At least Bumper bought me a six pack....
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Come on people!!

So I just saw a Tacoma truck with a Superman emblem on the back. While I love Superman, putting the emblem on your truck is lame. It's already lame enough that you have that truck. Do you really want ...
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thoughts during the ride to work

People watching: Hmm, that guy's cute. He's definitely gay. That guy is straight but I bet he's weird. He looks like the type that would want to pluck your eyebrows for you. yeah, that's the type to...
Posted by cathyhecox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST