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ROAD RASH RIVERS

OUT BABY OUT!

About Me

"what is unsought, will go undetected."-sophocles******* "warriorship is the opposite of selfishness." -trungpa *******i'm pregnant as all get out.My hunypants is better than yours. If necessary, i can, most likely, beat you up.i love my team!!!!and am madshit crazy for my wifey...Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 70% Catwoman 70% Spider-Man 65% Iron Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 55% The Flash 55% Robin 50% Superman 50% Hulk 45% Batman 30% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

joshoooaaaa - all of the time. the carolinas, home zoos. roller derby. rollerskates. little people. summer camps.

I'd like to meet:

if you don't like roller derby, then don't talk to me.if you do like derby, i'll see you September 16th!

Music:

JOHNNY CASH, ac/dc, iggy, stooges, motorhead, the wipers, the saints, buzzcocks,the stranglers, joy division, new order, wire, mission of burma, swell maps, x, x (australian), ex, the cramps, the clash, g n' r, ramones, misfits, iron maiden, pig destroyer- thanks josh, the jam, modern lovers, the kinks, love, can (disco if you please), replacements, the only ones, ordinary boys, troggs, the mamas and the papas, dolly parton, jefferson airplane, zombies, television, husker du, rocket from the tombs, rocket from the crypt, drive like jehu, thee michelle gun elephant, nirvana, bowie, new york dolls, t-rex, eno, roxy music, blondie, berlin, go-go's, the chills, talking heads, camper van beethoven, xtc, pixies, flock of seagulls, r.e.m., elvis costello, the smiths, morrisey, sea and , chicago underground duo, john vanderslice, francoise hardy, dirty three, the who, zeppelin, john prine, jethro tull, charlie musselwhite, r.l. burnside,mississippi john hurt, deeper shades of soul and funk, carl perkins, shortstack, will oldham, palace brothers, bonnie prince billy, lifter puller, the hold steady, the hawaii show, slow jets,TRIAC, THE ORANGES BAND, MEAN SPIRITS, DRACULA MOUNTAIN,BELLMER DOLLS, THE FUSES, SICK SICK BIRDS,FASCIST FASCIST, TRASH CAMP

Movies:

the jerk, cannonball run, drop dead gorgeous, young guns

Television:

home movies. and freaks and geeks, twin peaks, beauty and the geek, justice league

Books:

"you can't win" by jack black, toole, bukowski, sedaris, thompson, sandlin, vonnegut, brautigan, fante, salinger, rhys, steinbeck comic books

Heroes:

boogerface, simonface, ellie beziat, anarchy kournikova, siouxsie slaughter, roxy toxic, lady quebeaum, angthrax, did i mention siouxsie slaughter?, joy collision, mexican fury, cheetah torpeeda, rosie the rioter, large marge, dr. skabs, mo pain, and most of all - my beautiful amazingly talented wifey sizzle-leen

My Blog

Holy fucking Hilarious Crap

Oh my god. The office and My Name is Earl made my day end awesome.rarely do i get to turn on the television anymore except to watch if there's something on the news about the dude who just got shot a ...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

last night

my team was amazing. my wifey's team was amazing. we lost in overtime. it was amazing. the place was packed... but where were you? i'm skating in the next bout after recovering from a torn ligament. ...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

YOU'RE ALL OFF THE FUCKIN BOAT

the question... IF YOU WERE TO KICK ONE OF MY FRIENDS OFF THE MYSPACE LIFEBOAT, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? AND WHY OR WHY WHOULDN'T YOU KICK ME OFF? send those answers in... the prize is so amazing,...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE GREAT THEME SONG INVASION

okay, so it has taken me some time to post the results, but that is only because I was away from all forms of internet accessibility while basking in the warmth of the stinging rains of hurricane char...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how punk are you?

me = You're a True Punk. You know that punk isn't allabout studded jackets and mohawks. If you'repolitical, you're actually informed. Most ofthe stuff you love is from before the 80s,though you kn...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tequila hits ya

right there. ummmm- i'm real sorry to whoever was in the line of the tequila fire last night. i think i shall put that shot glass away for the weekend. luvs. j
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SNATCH

that's right. SNATCH - vulgar slang rules. snatch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (snch) v. snatched, snatch·ing, snatch·es v. tr. To grasp or seize hastily, eagerly, or suddenly. Sports. To r...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best weekend ever

but i'm having trouble remembering it all- can anyone fill in the blanks???? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new year, more fun

my birthday- thursday, july 15th. be nice to me.
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dream moods dictionary: vomiting in the back seat of a car

Vomiting To dream that you are vomiting, indicates that you need to reject or discard an aspect of your life that is revolting. There are some emotions or concepts that you need to confront and the...
Posted by ROAD RASH RIVERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST