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Susan

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About Me

I dislike symmetry and convention.The color orange is hot.Need is the ultimate turn off.My ideal life motto would be might as well jump.My real life motto is more like duck and cover.If I could chose my death it would be by firing squad complete with cigarette and minus the blind fold.I’m told that my vices are smoking, touchscreen and drinking – I call it as having a personality.I aint goin' unless the goose is lit. Is the goose lit?Take the quiz:
What Halo Character Are YOU???

Master Cheif (SPARTAN-117)
W00t! You're the Master Cheif!! Youre an AWSOME leader. You are very brave! even when you are scared to do something you tough it out and do it anyways. You are loyal and dependable, always getting the job done. Your friends mean alot to you, and the respect you! Youre an all around kick ass dude!

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My Interests

Windsurfing, ceramic engineering, snow boarding and marathon running…really, I mean it.

I'd like to meet:

MasterChief...saving the world is hot.

Music:

Hmmm...

Movies:

Clue, Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel, Arsenic and Old Lace, Monte Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, A Thousand Clowns, Rope, South Park, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Rear Window, Cube, The Secretary, Stand by Me, Sandlot and Run Lola Run

Television:

Lost, Dead Like Me, The Simpsons, Huff, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70's Show, Doctor Who, Futuroma and King of the Hill...Oh, and X-files (David *sigh*) I miss On Demand. Maybe when the healing starts we can try again, Comcast.

Books:

Catch 22

Heroes:

"Joe" in Joe Versus the Volcano.

My Blog

Contemplations of the day

Things I just don't get: Pure as the driven snow - what the fuck is driven snow? (thanks Carol) I'm waiting with bated (or baited?) breath - which is it? I don't know, but it makes no sense either way...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST

Quotes of the Month - Thank you for making for this possible

Quotes of the Month: Quote #1 Setting: In the office at 10:00 AM Co-worker: Yester at this time it was noon already. Quote #2 Simeon: A pickel is just a cucumber that sold its soul to the devil and th...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:04:00 PST

Top five mistakes of th week

Top five mistakes of the week: 1. Taking down the wood paneling in my bed room before seeing what was beneath it 2. Going out drinking on Sunday night 3. Waking up on Monday morning when I s...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Goddamn Questionnaire

Fill this out 4 me!! FILL THIS OUT! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and ...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Creepy

So today this guy I don't ever remember meeting delivered the interoffice mail. So I say, "hi," and preceed to be my normal-amiable-work-self. He preceeds to pull a chair up and sit down. Ok, fine. No...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's called an opinion, you should all try it some time

Ok, I've checked out some other people's sites today and I have realized something startling...everyone kisses everyone elses ass. No offense to the ass kisser in the audience, I'm trying to help you...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cardio shimmy = Heart attack city

So I decided to start working out. For some reason, my daily routine of smoking, drinking, eating lard-coated-meat-substitute and never sleeping suddenly starting feeling unhealthy. Go figure. So I go...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coca flavored laces and the twisler expo

How can so many things bore me? When will I begin to let go? ......AND WHY CAN'T I WHISTLE?!? S#^&! SHIT!
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pain

Pain. Head pain. Back pain. Stomach pain. Even my teeth hurt. Muscles craving water. Veins craving water. Skin craving water. Happy thought - sleep. Jager, how you hurt me! ust have to make it thro...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thank you

Today I recognize my friendships. Yesterday, I sat on MY porch with a glass of wine. The breeze was soft and the sun was warm. While sitting there, amidst the porches of neighbors, I had a moment ...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST