Contemplations of the day |
Things I just don't get:
Pure as the driven snow - what the fuck is driven snow? (thanks Carol)
I'm waiting with bated (or baited?) breath - which is it? I don't know, but it makes no sense either way...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST |
Quotes of the Month - Thank you for making for this possible |
Quotes of the Month:
Quote #1
Setting: In the office at 10:00 AM
Co-worker: Yester at this time it was noon already.
Quote #2
Simeon: A pickel is just a cucumber that sold its soul to the devil and th...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:04:00 PST |
Top five mistakes of th week |
Top five mistakes of the week:
1. Taking down the wood paneling in my bed room before seeing what was beneath it
2. Going out drinking on Sunday night
3. Waking up on Monday morning when I s...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Goddamn Questionnaire |
Fill this out 4 me!!
FILL THIS OUT!
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and ...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Creepy |
So today this guy I don't ever remember meeting delivered the interoffice mail. So I say, "hi," and preceed to be my normal-amiable-work-self. He preceeds to pull a chair up and sit down. Ok, fine. No...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It's called an opinion, you should all try it some time |
Ok, I've checked out some other people's sites today and I have realized something startling...everyone kisses everyone elses ass. No offense to the ass kisser in the audience, I'm trying to help you...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cardio shimmy = Heart attack city |
So I decided to start working out. For some reason, my daily routine of smoking, drinking, eating lard-coated-meat-substitute and never sleeping suddenly starting feeling unhealthy. Go figure. So I go...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Coca flavored laces and the twisler expo |
How can so many things bore me?
When will I begin to let go?
......AND WHY CAN'T I WHISTLE?!? S#^&! SHIT!
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Pain |
Pain. Head pain. Back pain. Stomach pain. Even my teeth hurt. Muscles craving water. Veins craving water. Skin craving water. Happy thought - sleep.
Jager, how you hurt me! ust have to make it thro...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Thank you |
Today I recognize my friendships.
Yesterday, I sat on MY porch with a glass of wine. The breeze was soft and the sun was warm. While sitting there, amidst the porches of neighbors, I had a moment ...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
