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Pestus

Pestus

About Me

Juicy tenderloin. Those were the words he was left with. They echoed in his brain. His juicy tenderloin brain. MAN, he thought, Mutton chops. And then he remained. He was motionless. Time was confused. Inaction is a revolt against time. Having no sympathy for time, the man sat. Years later he ate. He ate a tenderloin.

My Interests

Naked Women. In fact, lots of naked women.

I'd like to meet:

Frank Zappa, and they only sell one-way tickets to heaven.

Music:

Electric six. Beck, this man is the funkiest short dude I know. Queens of the stone age. STP. And my list continues on in this manner.

Movies:

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Television:

Farting by itself is funny, I nearly had an stroke after watching this

Books:

Robert Jordan is a master, as well as Terry Pratchet. Robert Anton Wilson also rocks my socks.

Heroes:

Pee Wee Herman.