Jake The Beloved - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm not too great.
I want to play trivial pursuit.

My Interests

Satan, film, shitty music, photography, making shit. Shit. Shit.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

Movies:

Yes.

Television:

The Office UK, Daria, Sifl & Olly, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mr. Show, Freaks and Geeks, PLANET EARTH.

Heroes:

Ammon Hennacy

My Blog

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everybody, I want to introduce you to my best friend! His name is Jefferson Walker Turnip, he's so great!He's such a great listener!He always knows just the right things to say!Just chillin' (did ...
Posted by Jake The Beloved on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:22:00 PST

Acupuncture is fun!

Today I found myself putting up posters for a local comedy show, I was using a tack hammer to attach fliers to telephone poles, my tack hammer got jammed somewhere near the beginning of my quest. I fi...
Posted by Jake The Beloved on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

I wish my leg was like Luke's hand in Return of the Jedi, a robot...

Dear diary,It's me Jake, I've got a story about a boy (myself) outside of his health insurance network and the grueling troubles he's facing&Just about two weeks ago I was happily walking home from a ...
Posted by Jake The Beloved on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST