TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: erica
Birthday: 10-august
Birthplace: ashton
Current Location: stinkport
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark
Height: 5'5 ish ???
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: british with a bit of irish thrown in ( posibly some welsh too ?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: chocolate mmmmmm
Your Fears: losing people i love
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq base pizza ut with red onion pineapple and sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the house finished
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: arrrggghhhhhh
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno eyes ?
Your Bedtime: depends?
Your Most Missed Memory: mum x
Pepsi or Coke: coke every time
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmm depends
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wot !!!???
Chocolate or Vanilla: to smell vanilla , to eat choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fraid so
Do you Sing: haha yeah badly
Do you Shower Daily: oh yes
Have you Been in Love: yeah :(
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: no i don't think i do
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as i should ( according to lots)
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah - its not nice :(
Do you think you are Attractive: hmmm ??? no but yeah but no but yeah but no !
Are you a Health Freak: haha yeah !!!!! ( no)
Do you get along with your Parents: the one left yeah when i see him
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah :)
Do you play an Instrument: yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah !
In the past month have you Smoked: hmmm bit yeah ...:(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah ...neurofen rock ! lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: that'd be telling hee hee
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but saw loads of em in costco last night ?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ugh no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah tonight to unplug my friends amp after a class haha
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah joes envelopes from his desk ! sorry mate it was me
Ever been Drunk: hahahahaha does dolly sleep on her back ?
Ever been called a Tease: hee hee yeh
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 6 i misunderstood buy one get one free !
How do you want to Die: in my sleep with a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: either
Favourite Hair Color: either
Short or Long Hair: not fussed
Height: taller than me
Weight: really not an issue how unfussy do i sound haha
Best Clothing Style: ?????
Number of Drugs I have taken: ????
Number of CDs I own: 100 ish
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: thats a bit heavy ?? try not to have regrets these days
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OK, I'M EREEEEKA KA KA KA KA (NOT OF THE JOHNSSON VARIETY YOU UNDERSTAND, JOHN LESLIE WAS NEVER MY SORTA GUY - HE'S BALDING AND NOT IN A DISTINGUISHED WAY!) ANYWAY I'M NOT ACTUALLY COMPILING THIS PILE OF BILE, MY MATE KINKY DIVA IS (CHECK OUT HER MYSPACE BY THE WAY - SHES ON COMMISSION .... AND DRUGS)!SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO INTRODUCE ME TO THIS MADNESS SHE CALLS HOME SO HERE I AM .... WARTS N ALL ALTHOUGH I AM GETTING THEM TREATED - MY GYNAEOCOLOGIST SAYS I'LL BE FREE BY THE END OF SUMMER AND HE'S NEVER SEEN AN EPIDEMIC SINCE PAMELA ANDERSON MET TOMMY (I'M AIMING FOR THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS BUT DON'T TELL HIM AS NORRIS MCWHIRTER HAS DIED - GOD REST HIS WARTS ALSO ROY CASTLE HASN'T GOT ENOUGH PUFF TO BLOW HIS TRUMPET NO MORE (RIP ROY).BACK TO ERICA ..... I HAVE KNOWN THIS GIRL SINCE I WAS AT SCHOOL (SHE WAS A POSH CATHOLIC GOER (!) AND I WAS A COMMON SCRUBBER FROM THE COMPREHENSIVE (NOTHING HAS CHANGED APART FROM OUR RESIDENCE - THE CONVENT WOULD NEVER HAVE ME? EH MOTHER?THERE HAS BEEN MANY A GIGGLE PASSED, AS WELL AS A FEW FARTS AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS GEEZER BIRD IS ONE OF THE BEST! (831 ..... AND NO WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU WOT THAT MEANS!)WE HAVE LOVED, WE HAVE LOST, WE HAVE FOUGHT, WE HAVE CONQUERED ..... BUT YOU KNOW WOT? WE STILL REMAIN UPSTANDING PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY (WELL I'VE BEEN LET BACK OUT INTO IT - ERICA IS MY CARER) MORE FOOL HER!THERE IS A LITTLE ERICA ON THE LOOSE (A MALE VARIETY ANYWAY AKA THE BOY) BUT THE RABBIT IS NO MORE .... AWWWW! THE BATTERY OPERATED ONE STILL REMAINS THRIVING (ALTHOUGH ITS GETTING QUITE A HAMMERING SINCE SHE LEARNT HOW TO TURN THE FUCKER ON! SHE HAS BEEN FEEDING IT CARROTS AND LEAVING IT OVER WINTER IN A HUTCH IN THE BACK GARDEN FOR THE FOXES TO FIDDLE WITH AND NOW SHE WONDERS WHY SHE WOKE UP ONE DAY AND IT WAS STIFF AS A BOARD) pmfp!!!!!!SO THERE YOU GO ..... FOR NOW THIS IS ERICA!IT HAS BEEN MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MISS SLEUTH .... THE REST OF THE PROFILE FOR NOW WILL BE COMPILED BY ME AS HER GHOSTWRITER - THIS ISNT BECAUSE SHE'S SHY OR ILITERATE OR INDEED THAT SHE'S LAZY - SHE'S JUST VERY FUKIN IMPORTANT AND HER NEEDS ARE FIRST AND FOREMOST IN THIS WORLD OF MYSPACE .... SO? IF YOU ARE AT ANY TIME THINKING OF HOODWINKING OR WINKHOODING THIS GIRL? THINK AGAIN ..... SHE'LL HAVE A CONTRACT OUT ON YOU QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY SEXY BEAST!!NOW GET THE FUK OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE SENDS YOU INTO A SPIRAL OF MADNESS .... OR SHE ENTICES YOU INTO THE DUNGEON THAT SHE WORKS FROM TWICE AT WEEK AT THE BEST BROTHEL THIS SIDE OF LONGSIGHT ....... HER SPECIALITIES ARE:APPLE BOBBING (GIMP MASK TO BE WORN AT ALL TIMES)DUMMY DUNKING (YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DUNKS IT IN)SPANK THE MONKEY (ANYONE MENTIONS IAN BROWN & I'LL FUKIN CONTRACT YOU OUT!)& MANY MORE ......BYE FOR NOW X