Approach this page with caution .... it bites, it incites but more importantly ... can you handle it? I'm Rache aka Peach.Quintessentially intelligent for my species, my humour is sick. However I've been known to shed the odd tear for offending children so I'll just leave my offence tictacs to midgets, dwarves or people smaller than 4ft, whatever you wish to call yourselves ..... STOP getting in my eyeline, you're not BIG or clever! I live the life of a character from Shameless and that's exactly what I am! I enjoy swimming when in water and drinking alcohol when awake, you could say I'm a slippery kinda girl but I never spill a drop! Festivals of the country have witnessed most of my states. Performers of the world have witnessed most of my underwear (not to mention lack of it!) I've been high, been low and each n every time I've got myself out of every scrape I've been responsible for ...... I'm an embarrassment to my parents (which is a must in life), a nightmare to my kids (although they will only end up like me), a binge drinkin, fun seekin, pitch streakin woman! I live for today coz tomorrow I'll probably have a stroke! May the God of Predators Be with me .... Contrary to what people think when they read this you're more than entitled to form your own opinions. My lifestyle & what I say or do doesn't need to concern anyone, unless tongue in cheek isn't something you understand. You can't catch something from a sense of humour and I don't think the same harms anyone (as I never direct my rantings to anyone but my friends). How this is all interpreted is perhaps the readers issue, not mine. I don't need to explain myself and I'm certainly not about to apologise for anything. Read as you will, interpret as you choose fit but if you still find fault then maybe stop reading. People who know me have the intelligence & humour to understand & appreciate it and know the REAL me which is all that matters to me .... The most famous geniuses have inner madness, thats not to say I'm about to hack my ear off or behold another explanation for E = MC2 ... i just have an alternative, unconventional, controversial manner ... if anyone's to blame, blame Madonna! (I was in fact the first child she adopted so being my role model you can hardly put it down to my fault!!)