There's nothing more Australian than hip hop, and we fucking live our lives by hip hop. It's the shit we breathe, it's the shit we drink. Hell, it's even the shit we eat. We used to live in Rockhampton and went to school there - anyone remember our heavy metal band Afterbyrth? Rocky is a total shithole, so we moved to Brisbane a few years ago. Our ex-manager Shane (AKA Dodgy Prick) moved us to Melbourne so we could finally hit the big time, and he got us to sign a contract. We thought "Sweet! Record contract!" and waited for the cash to roll in. We found out later (after he had us evicted from our apartment and didn't return any of our calls) that the "contract" we signed actually gave him the rights to all our music. Fucking prick. Imagine our suprise when we heard a popular hip hop group (and when we say popular, we mean chart-topping popular) fucking rapping our rhymes! Anyway, before we moved back to Brissy, Krosty smashed him.
We've recently returned to sunny Queensland (back to the good old suburb of Bruce Hills), and would be homeless if it wasn't for our sister Hannah. She's a good sort. She moved all her art supplies out of the back shed and into one of her spare rooms and let us move into the shed! It's fucking sweet, hey. And we're working on some new tracks, which will be dropping soon so stay tuned, ok?
Hammer and Tong are back on the map baby!
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