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Hanspan

Stop - Hannah time.

About Me

i used to be younger (when i went to school) but now i'm a bit older. i like to sit. i also like to look at things. i played a bugle the other day and was pretty good at it. i talk quite fast. i miss my cat. i didn't have television growing up but after a concerted effort to catch up on the years of viewing i was so harshly deprived of, i've done damage to my couch. when i start to get bored with my life i move house. i currently work for a post-production company and am planning a career in spoon-bending.

oh, i also occasionally make short films. have a look at my videos...

coming soon: "The Hills", a VERY aussie hip hop mockumentary. check out clips from it on www.myspace.com/hammerandtong

My Interests

looking, listening, smelling, tasting and touching (among other things)
Specifictalking. or not talking. i could talk or not talk for hours.

I'd like to meet:

john candy, chris farley, john belushi, oliver hardy, fat albert

Music:

Beck, Gomez, The Strokes, Kings of Leon, Flaming Lips, White Stripes, The Dandy Warhols, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, Hammer and Tong, The Dead South, The Whistlestops, Bjork, Franz Ferdinand, Ween, Tenacious D, Soul Coughing, The Streets, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, , Muse, Frank Zappa, New Kids on the Block, Jackson Five, Portishead, Bob Dylan, The Tea Party, Blur, Faith No More, Lamb, The Killers, Elliot Smith, Scissor Sisters, Simon & Garfunkle, Jeff Buckley

Movies:

28 Days Later, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dodgeball, Shaun of the Dead, Anchorman, Best In Show, Cabin Fever, Donnie Darko, Shirley Valentine, Zoolander, Dancer in the Dark, Adaptation, I heart Huckabees, Cannibal the Musical, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, A Mighty Wind, Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Secretary, This is Spinal Tap

Television:

Black Books, Extras, The Office (UK), Absolutely Fabulous, 6 Feet Under, Sopranos, Futurama, Spaced, Big Train, The Family Guy

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kurt Vonnegut, Angela Carter, Bret Easton Ellis, John Irving, Alice Seabold, Daniel Clowes, Margaret Atwood, Roddy Doyle, George Orwell
Food vietnamese rice paper wraps, big fat juicy steaks, nandos
Dance Stylesbreak dancing and any style incorporating spirit fingers. krumping and jiving are two forms i'm practicing at the moment.
Dogs/Cats cats. every time.

Heroes:

my mama (if i didn't write that she'd punch me)

My Blog

time for a career change, methinks... part 2

...and damn straight, it's about time! i'm not doing something completely different like professional wrestling or dog walking or espionage, but i am taking a step up and leaving the world of post pro...
Posted by Hanspan on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

my mad acting skillz

when i'm tired, people always ask in that sweet, concerned, sing-song voice, "is everything ok?" "oh, what's wrong?" "if you need to talk, y'know, about anything, you know where i sit..." there's noth...
Posted by Hanspan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

i think i have a learning disability...

i just walked into a door. i've been pulling open the same door every weekday for almost 2 years now. but this time... i pushed. yet again, i've amazed my work colleagues with my grace and ele...
Posted by Hanspan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

i'm so fucking cool...

so i was walking through the halls at work looking all cool and giving clients the little nod-n-wink with an added finger-click-and-point. i do this sometimes - it makes me feel more importa...
Posted by Hanspan on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

time for a career change, methinks...

i've decided i need a career change. tv ads are boring, and not tough. so i'm gonna be a pro-wrestler when i grow up. you gotta be tough to be a pro-wrestler and i reckon i'd be good at it. i alr...
Posted by Hanspan on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

manslaughter (self-defense)

i had a hero dream last night - you know the ones - against all odds you beat the bad guy, save a friend's life and escape a tragic situation. i have these dreams every couple of weeks ...
Posted by Hanspan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

my boss

the reason i'm tired this morning is because paul and i watched 5 episodes of the latest season of 6 Feet Under last night (and we're finishing the series tonight. hopefully i make it through without ...
Posted by Hanspan on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST