i have spent my entire life training to shotgun beers and now that i have reached the acme of my trade i am at a loss for direction. i also take the absolute biggest pisses you have ever heard from the next room. no shit, i have many witnesses.
oh man i am interested in a lot of really neato stuff . . . i like shotgunning beers and walking into rooms with no recollection why and getting totally awesome twice a day and run on sentences and taking my shirt off in public and getting busy with my old lady.
cynical adults with a child like sense of adventure and a heroic attitude towards inebriants.Ultimate Warrior; Cocaine and Steroids.Why you should like David Hasselhoff.
i like power metal, i like sad beer drinking country and other stuff. i like harmonies that make my scrotum tighten up and dynamics that draw me in real close. massive tone doesn't hurt either.
conan the barbarian, ali G. in da house, the big labowski or any other joel and ethan coen film, spinal tap or any other christopher guestmovies, any david lynch, history of the world, the jerk, fletch, any kurasowa but especially the 7th samurai, blade runner, new wave hookers 2, the lord of the rings trilogy, most wes anderson films, fahrenheit 911, bush's brain . . . i don't have the time to go on.
real time with bill maher, carnival, law and order, ali g., aqua teen hunger force, family guy, al franken show, iron chef, this old whore house, dave chapelle show, big sports fan -especially rugby.
Thomas Pychon, Hermann Hesse, Bukowski, Tom Robbins, Henry Miller, a book called Food of the Gods, and a volumes of non-fiction.
if you got 26 cent you can be my heroe and i can get on the city bus.