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Merger

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About Me

First and foremost I am known mostly for my work in the notorious rock outfit BLOODCOW. I also sing and play bass for MIHO, who are just finishing up writing new material for their first full length release. Every Tuesday my friend Aaron and I show movies for Splatterhouse. Splatterhouse is all about horror, exploitation, gore and other cinematic atrocities. We project them larger than life on our Wall of Doom. Hail Xenu!

My Interests

Reading (History, The Occult, Mythology, Bio's , Fiction to a certain degree, mostly horror) Movies (I love Horror Movies!!! but I also like a good documentary. Some Sci Fi or fantasy is OK. I like kick ass animation. No Manga Please!! Fuck that shit and buy a copy of Heavy Metal instead! Dont forget comedy! Music videos have always had a place in my heart.) Outdoors (Fishing and camping! Hell yeah! Nothing like a campfire, grilled food and a few beers. Ive got a boat to!)

I'd like to meet:

People who dont suck, People who want to give me shit for free, The guy who flew the chopper and took Dave Collins to the M*A*S*H* unit in Madison, WI. during the Hail Xenu tour.

Music:

Alice In Chains, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, B-52's, Bible of the Devil, Big Business, Biohazard, The Cure, Compulsion, Cypress Hill, Daisy Chainsaw, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, DEVO, D.R.I., Droids Attack, Duran Duran, Echo and the Bunnymen, Electric Hellfire Club, Fabio Frizzi, Faith No More, The Filthy Few, Fugazi, Gang of Four, Garbage, Goblin, Go-Go's, Guns n' Roses, Gwar, Helmet, Imperial Battlesnake, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Hall & Oates, House of Pain, Human League, Mastodon, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Ministry, Misfits, Mission UK, Motherboar, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Pavement, Pantera, Patsie, Peralta, The Pixies, The Pretenders, Roxy Music, Scorpions, Claudio Simonetti, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Sex Pistols, Slough-Feg, The Starlite Desperation, Tanner, Tears For Fears, Tonnage, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Viking Rape Sword

Movies:

Maniac, Aftermath, Night of the Living Dead (orig & 1990 Savini Remake),Dawn of the Dead (the original), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, From Beyond, Men at Work, The Reanimator, Dead Alive, Sean of the Dead, Demons, The Devils Rejects, The Dark Crystal, Grandma's Boy, Necromantik, All 3 original Star Wars films & Episode III, Nightmare on Elmstreet parts I and III the Dream Warriors, Mallrats, The Beyond, Patton, Gates of Hell, Lick the Evil, The Goonies, High Plains Drifter, Larrys Coke, Zombi, Airplane, Wizards, Heavy Metal, Animal House, Cemetery Man, Return of the Living Dead parts I and II, Night of the Creeps, August Underground, Scanner Darkly, Friday the 13th, Murder Set Pieces, Cannibal Ferox, Texas Chainsaw Massacre parts I and II, Conquest, Eaten Alive, The XXXorcist, The Re-Penetrator, Blazing Saddles, Cannibal Campout, Beyond the Darkness, Bloodsucking Freaks, Knightriders, Night of the Demons, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Monster Squad, Ghostbusters, Naked Gun, The Burning, Zorro the Gay Blade, Hellraiser I and II, Splatter Farm, The Mist, The Untold Story, I Will Walk Like a Crazy Horse

Television:

Mr. Show, Kids In the Hall, Dr. Who, Deadliest Catch, No Reservations, Robin & Co. on CNN, Countdown w/ Keith Olberman, Chapelle Show, Dog Fights, A-Team, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Mr. Wizard, Todays Special, Alternative Nation, Square One, The Young Ones, Electric Company, Bloodhound Gang, Knightrider, Sesame Street, Captain Power, 120 Minutes, He-Man, The Simpsons, South Park, Soprano's, Oz, The original ECW, Survivor Man, Shark Week, Reno 911, Headbangers Ball, VH1 Behind the Music, Absolutely Fabulous, Stella, Strangers With Candy, Liquid Television, V, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Top Chef, Freddys Nightmares, You Cant Do That On Television, Sarah Silverman Show

Books:

Rue Morgue Magazine, Over the Edge of the World, Relic, Still Life With Crows, Rivers of Gold, Salems Lot, All That Lives, Get In the Van, Rotten, Dune, 21 Lessons of Merlyn, Celtic Shaman Handbook, Wicca for the Solitary Practitioner, Self Initition into the Golden Dawn, The Solitary Druid, Band of Brothers, D-Day, MOJO magazine, Fortean Times, The Mothman Prophecies, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit, The Children of Hurin, Sounds of the Beast, Please Kill Me, Deliver Us From Evil, The Story of America, Love and Hate in Jamestown, White Dwarf magazine, The Golden Dawn, Modern Magick, All things HP Lovecraft, If Chins Could Kill, The Necronomicon, Celtic Mythology, The Mabinogion, Book of Dead Names, Dark Mission: The Secret History of NASA, The Thief of Always,

Heroes:

Tom Savini, George Romero, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Michele Soavi, Umberto Lenzi, Joe D'atamo, Tobe Hooper, Dan Obannon, John Russo, Greg Nicotero, Nacho Cerda, The Staff of Rue Morgue Magazine, Xenu, Burning Angel Girls, Toe Tag Productions, John Polonia, Rob Bottin

My Blog

American Hooper

I'm a good boy look what I can doIm gonna cock the hammer back and put a hole in youDrug's, sex, money and video game'sI watch alot of television Im obsessed with fameThe world is outta my grasp its o...
Posted by Merger on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

Last Penetration

Writhing and rolling across the groundGrunting and groaning the only soundSniffing and licking just like the houndsDigging away at the faerie moundsYou've been given the last penetrationYou've been gi...
Posted by Merger on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Bloodcow III Lyrics: Maniac of Xenu

MANIAC OF XENUPower is leaking from a crack So we lay it on it's back for the ultimatePush hard and try to stick it inNow it's changing into something that you wont forgetI have a terrible fear that y...
Posted by Merger on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

Time Rapers

TIME RAPERSI'm jumping off steeples and falling down stairsLike the ancient magicians I fly through the airOn a quest for the lathery soap of your loveLike a disc made of fire descend from aboveI've g...
Posted by Merger on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

Ghosts of Shadows

GHOSTS OF SHADOWSFlying like birds of prey deep in the night Talons are sharpened, wings ready for flightKilling and eating all they see in sightGhosts of the shadows are hunting for lifeThey hold it ...
Posted by Merger on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Four Days of Fire

FOUR DAYS OF FIRETilt on the axis. Continue orbit Away from the sun then back in twords itThe monuments built by the ancientsKeep track of time and cosmic changesThe seasons changeSo we celebrateThe u...
Posted by Merger on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

High and Mighty

HIGH AND MIGHTYI know that you want me babyYou're the best fuck that I'll ever haveBut I'm to drunk falling down all these stairs to give attention that you've never hadThe way your people gaveThey pu...
Posted by Merger on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

War Against Religion

WAR AGAINST RELIGIONWe come to your glistening cityStep foot on the shore in search of the sword.We found it stuck into your bellyWere pulling it out in the name of our lordWhat lord or what god of wh...
Posted by Merger on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

Hail Xenu Lyrics

Bored, lonely and broke on a Friday night. How did The Corporate Merger come to this.......Oh yeah, 7 1/2 years ago I decided to form a band that was bent on world domination and threw everything else...
Posted by Merger on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:56:00 PST

2007 half gone!

Were a little more than half past the year and so much has happened in my life since it started. Bloodcow of course remains the core focus of my energy and much has changed within the band. We have a ...
Posted by Merger on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST