Jive Ass Turkey!!!

I'm Ryan.. yeah that's a true story. I like to do naked cartwheels in the grass. I'd run for president if I wasn't absolutely positive that I'd win. I have a degree in bad-assery. I secretly wish death upon people more than once a day. On more than one occasion I have open mouth kissed my ferret. I like it when people fall and/or trip in public. I have hit an elderly woman with a pillow after screaming pillow fight, in public. I can do anything, really. I like to laugh, often. I sometimes think about living in the woods like a demented hermit, living off the land like a primitive squirrel killer. I love potato cannons. I could walk around home depot looking at tools for ever if I could live off eating saw dust and drinking lubrication. I masturbate, alot. I like to be alone. I hate to be alone. I enjoy a good movie in bed with my ferret, jack bauer. I'm pretty sure if I had to kill someone, that I could do it, no problemo buster. I like the word "indeed". I also like to hear old people and children swear in public. I'm a virgin. I have been on the front page of the news paper and on the 6 oclock news more than once, but not for anything good. I'm not really a virgin. I don't feel like I'm getting any older even though I am. I sometimes sing songs that I make up when I'm alone that make absolutely no sense to anyone in the world but me. I love sex, but I don't have it nearly as much as any normal human should. I made a group of small demented animals out of the wrappers to hershey kisses the other day and set them up on my dresser like trophies and I still don't know why. I like to be overly friendly to people in public knowing full well that I am only doing it to mock them and be an asshole. I talk in a completely differnt voice and tone to my grandmother than i do to everyone else in the world and I'm not sure why but I don't like it. "The hardest thing to do in life is to believe in something." what do you Believe in?
email me: jive [email protected]... aim= jive ryan Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. To my ferret (jack bauer) I love you.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds