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Its Just Jess Now.

There's a warrant out for my arrest for habbitual masturbation in a handicapped parking space.

About Me


This layout was designed for myspace by beFLYdesigns .My name is Jess.I have a black bad in bad assery, I just moved down to Pennsylvania from New Hampshire in July with my Boyfriend. I bartend for a living. Anything else just ask I guess...

My Interests

Spending time with my friends. Acting kinda like a retard. I dont really like going out to bars...i work at one.. id rather go to the zoo or play lazer tag or something cool like that. Napping is always an option..TV.. long drives in the middle of the night, im a great co-pilot. I play darts...well..i dabble..i dabble A LOT...I go to the gym....you know...that kinda stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I dont know...make some new friends I guess. I dont know a whole lot of people down here. Im pretty laid back, I just kinda go with the flow of things.

Music:

Alternative stuff... David Grey, Third Eye Blind, REM, U2, Green Day, Rob Thomas, The Gorillaz. I like some rap too like outkast and black eyed peas...im not very picky as long as its not screaming..

Movies:

I have about 1300 DVDs...but my favorite genre is scarey, sci-fi so on and so forth

Television:

24, LOST, UFC, I like watching the news a lot.

Books:

Night

Heroes:

The Hamburgler

My Blog

8 Things You Should Never Ask Your Bartender (me)

  1. What should I have? You walk into a bar and sit down. If it's a newer restaurant bar these days, more than likely the bartender will hand you a cocktail menu, a listing of their house speci...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

No Touchies!

Ok, so I went to work the other night to be shot-whore since there arent any bartending shift for me on the weekends...yet. When I walked in, I realized how dead it was and how PMSing I was and just p...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:26:00 PST

Charlie and the Choclate Factory

Ok, this is what pissed me off about the entire movie and ruined it. Ry and I rented the new version last night and I guess I just hadnt noticed this blasphemy in the original when I was little. Old ...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:21:00 PST

Im not your fucking babysitter, got me?

ok. So if youre a bartender..or you serve drinks in general, you know that you're not allowed to "over serve" anybody. It can lead to drunk driving, fights, crashes, vomitting, whatever. But what I do...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:49:00 PST

Blow Job Lips

ok, i hate this, truely. I'm just about to leave to go out somewhere, or go meet someone and I decide "Hey, ill give Ry a blowjob before we leave"...seems good at the time, right? No, not at all. The...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

Wrapping Christmas Presents

ok. I love wrapping Christmas presents..i'd do it all year if i could..mental..I know. But, the second Ryan and I get home from shopping i dont even have a breath to spare before im tearing open ...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:15:00 PST

The (im)perfect set-up

So...that girl from my last blog that I had removed from my bar...her sister starts talking to my boyfriend on myspace...unfortunatly this girl had a picture of her sister on her profile so it was pre...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:56:00 PST

Kicking People out of Work.

So, Karma sucks right? Not that im the victim in this, I was actually the one lucky enough to close the Karma circle. It's ALMOST humerous when someone whos 27 years old trys to meddle in your relatio...
Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST