8 Things You Should Never Ask Your Bartender (me) |
1. What should I have?
You walk into a bar and sit down. If it's a newer restaurant bar these days, more than likely the bartender will hand you a cocktail menu, a listing of their house speci... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST |
No Touchies! |
Ok, so I went to work the other night to be shot-whore since there arent any bartending shift for me on the weekends...yet. When I walked in, I realized how dead it was and how PMSing I was and just p... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:26:00 PST |
Charlie and the Choclate Factory |
Ok, this is what pissed me off about the entire movie and ruined it. Ry and I rented the new version last night and I guess I just hadnt noticed this blasphemy in the original when I was little.
Old ... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:21:00 PST |
Im not your fucking babysitter, got me? |
ok. So if youre a bartender..or you serve drinks in general, you know that you're not allowed to "over serve" anybody. It can lead to drunk driving, fights, crashes, vomitting, whatever. But what I do... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:49:00 PST |
Blow Job Lips |
ok, i hate this, truely. I'm just about to leave to go out somewhere, or go meet someone and I decide "Hey, ill give Ry a blowjob before we leave"...seems good at the time, right?
No, not at all. The... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST |
Wrapping Christmas Presents |
ok. I love wrapping Christmas presents..i'd do it all year if i could..mental..I know. But, the second Ryan and I get home from shopping i dont even have a breath to spare before im tearing open ... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:15:00 PST |
The (im)perfect set-up |
So...that girl from my last blog that I had removed from my bar...her sister starts talking to my boyfriend on myspace...unfortunatly this girl had a picture of her sister on her profile so it was pre... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:56:00 PST |
Kicking People out of Work. |
So, Karma sucks right? Not that im the victim in this, I was actually the one lucky enough to close the Karma circle. It's ALMOST humerous when someone whos 27 years old trys to meddle in your relatio... Posted by Its Just Jess Now. on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST |