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The Slightly Bruised Apple

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PLEASE LEAVE THE SLIGHTLY BRUISED APPLE A COMMENT. HE WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVA AND EVA (IN A NON SEXUAL WAY OF COURSE... UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE)
Here Begins The Tale of Woe Of the Slightly Bruised Apple. He began life As Happy as could be. Growing next to all his family (including granny smith) in a small orchard in the paradise that is slough! (If you’re from slough then I am serious, if not...). Anyway life was so good for our friend as he grew and grew but it all went so horribly wrong during a freak accident during harvesting. He Fell Near a 15ft Sheer drop from the tree to the hard ground bellow sustaining a slight bruising on his left side. But it gets Worse..... After His Frightful Fall the Slightly Bruised Apple Was Ignored while he lay crying and injured on the rough and unforgiving ground. Mustering up all the strength from his glucose rich body he managed to roll himself onto the streets where slept rough under doorsteps. He met 'to somewhat misshapen lemon' whilst roaming the streets and they teamed up to try make good of the world. Unfortunately they where ignored and discredited because of their abnormalities. It was then I found them, alone, destitute and with nowhere to go. I had to make a choice. I could only afford to take in one of them so I decided to take in the slightly bruised apple as the lemon was a bit sour! Anyway Once I got the Slightly Bruised Apple Home I let him stay in the laundry closet while I waited on him hand and foot day and night trying to get him back to full health (he is very high maintenance). I wanted to release him back into the wild to be free and play with his apple friends. However after a few days a discovered that his bruising was not healing and in fact getting worse. At that instant my dreams were shattered and I knew my little friend would never be released and would have to spend the rest of his short life with me until he rots away. I have decided to try and make what time he has left as enjoyable as possible for him and set up this profile so he could see how many people appreciate him. Please leave your messages of support for him. And show others of his plight by placing the 'I support the slightly bruised apple badge' on your profile!

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I'd like to meet:

He would Like to Meat anyone who appreciates him for what he is A Slightly Bruised Apple. He would also like to meet Elvis. I told him he is dead but he won’t have it. He says it's a front and he faked his own death by paying off an Elvis impersonator then escaping with Obi Wankanobi to a galaxy Far Far Away to fight for the rebel forces against the imperialistic empire scum. I am not so sure though, but you never know!

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

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Music:

He Says He likes Elvis Costello and Elton John. I said he's not hip an with it so he slapped me in the face (it really hurt and was surprising since he has no arms) He would like a theme tune though so if an up an coming band and would like to write him one we would put it on this profile (think of the publicity)

Movies:

THE SLIGHTLY BRUISED APPLE VS DAVE

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Television:

Song In Video; Electric Six - Danger High Voltage The Slightly Pyromaniacl Apple

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Books:

Slightly Bruised Apple Does not Read. He says he gets too emotionally attached to any characters in the book and is angered by there inferior plot of modern literature. He is a bit of a hypocrite at the moment!

Heroes:

His only heroes are those apples with no blemishes that sit in the supermarkets being sold to the disurning customer who in his quest for perfection neglects any apple with the slightest imperfection. Oh and he likes superman as well. I took him to see the new movie 5 times (I just couldn’t say no to those eyes!)

My Blog

The Return Of The SLightly Bruised Apple

My freezer defrosted today as someone left the door open, I found the slightly bruised apple in there he was in kind of a bad way. was thinking of throwing him away but couldnt get myself to do such a...
Posted by The Slightly Bruised Apple on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

Spam and surveys

Yeah so just been looking over some comments, and apparently in the last 5 days i have asked 7 people about surveys that pay you pissing loads to do bugger all. Because yes you know while i havent bee...
Posted by The Slightly Bruised Apple on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

HELLO AGAIN

Yeah ive sort of let this slide for awhile because of exams and stuff. anyway though id check back on and its nice to see the friend requests still coming in. So yeah ive been neglecting the apple rec...
Posted by The Slightly Bruised Apple on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

Dave The Eavil Orange Has A Profile

Well its been a bit quiet lately on the slightly bruised apple front as you probably will have noticed what with TSBA spending most of his time in the freezer. BUT WE HAVE SOME BREAKING NEWS Dave...
Posted by The Slightly Bruised Apple on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST