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Steve

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About Me

Hello, my name is Steve. I'm an actor and a writer, probably one of the best since... well, I'm pretty darn good, OK.

My Interests

art, english, poetry, writing, reading writings, writing about readings, french.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Mills, he lives in Kansas. He's about 6 feet tall, has one of those little goatees, drink's beer, and watches C.S.I.

My Blog

latest update

Dear Web Dudes, So, here's what's up with me professionally. In August, it looks like I'll be starting Pink Panther II. We have a very funny script and the whole gang will be back. In Octobe...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:49:00 PST

My memoir

Dear Friends, It's reflection time. I have written a memoir about my years as a stand-up comedian, starting at my birth and ending in 1981. It is called "Born Standing Up," and writing it was an enjoy...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

Catch the rerun of Steve's 14th SNL hosting!

NBC will re-run Steve's episode on 9/23/06... If you missed it the first time, you can catch the rerun of Steve hosting Saturday Night Live for his 14th time, the record to date. The opening sketch of...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

The Sports Report

Hi, the current biking stories in the news reminded me of an old NYT op-ed I had written. Here it is again: The Sports Report By Steve Martin Tennis Im just not hitting the ball like I used to, said J...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:59:00 PST

Pink Panther and other things

Pink Panther and other thingsOh yes, Ive been lax in posting, but if it makes you feel better, Ive been lax in everything else too. Promoting Shopgirl and Cheaper by the Dozen 2 has occupied my time...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

a quick update

Shopgirl opens on October 21st, and will appear at the Toronto film festival on September 12. Pink Panther is now opening February 10th, a result of shuffling studio schedules. I think youll enjoy bo...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A few things I wanted to share

The End of The World Maybe you have seen this before, maybe you have not.  The accent sounds a little familiar too.  Unoriginal Bastards! And then there is this site which is really my "spac...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How do you know?

Some people ask me, "Steve, what are you doing on myspace.com?" And I have to tell them it's not really me. Then, would you believe this! They say, "Yeah, Steve, that has to be you! You're pulling...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST