If you dont pay no tolls, we dont eat no rolls. |
I'm cruisin' down the highway
Eatin' beef brisket.
Smothered in brown gravy
And sandwiched in a biscuit.
Entranced by this snack
So delightful and heart-healthy
I buzz through the iPass lanes
All obli...
Posted by Kristi on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:30:00 PST |
Wanna see me attempt an English accent...? |
I've been watching Murder She Wrote and studying Landsbury like a fiend. Example: "I sound like a bleamin' ninny!" That was acting. Thank you.
Anyway, come see all of my hard work pay...
Posted by Kristi on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST |
The Mousetrap Rap |
Mousetrappers represent!
Bust out your bleamin' accents
As you rollin' into Monkswell manor.
Shame Giles ain't a quality speller
Metcalf in the cellar
Just "lookin' around"
Damn skis can't be found
Wa...
Posted by Kristi on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST |
The criminal burrito |
Have you ever been hit in the head with a random, particularly edible object? Well, I was lucky enough to experience such a scenario exactly three years ago. Now, before this little "collision" occurr...
Posted by Kristi on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Inclusive Employment |
Marcy, Bernard and Doyle's jobs were on the line. They were to locate and hire a diverse business analyst by sunset.Rustling through resumes and files, the three percolated enough sweat to morph...
Posted by Kristi on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST |
Plea from a cat named Virtute |
Listen, before I'm forced to crawl into that cage I have to present my case. Let me start out by saying I didn't do it. I am completely prepared for you not to believe me on this one, at l...
Posted by Kristi on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST |
Bragging Rights |
Well, I completed that outlandish 10 Mile (NOT 10K, there's a 4 mile difference) race yesterday. I went pretty steady at a 9 mile pace but took a mile slower with C-to-the-brambria because she p...
Posted by Kristi on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:10:00 PST |
Gone with the Wind: 3.5 hours later |
So I FINALLY watched Gone With the Wind tonight. Yep...spent 3.5 hours on my couch like a fat slob and watched the whole damn thing. It was pretty good. So good, I wrote a little poem, dedicated to...
Posted by Kristi on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:53:00 PST |
A different kind of high |
So I'm training for this ridiculous 10-mile run up in Chicago next weekend. Let me just start by saying 10-miles is a preposterous distance. By the time I'm hitting mile 7 I'm ready to stop mid-jog, r...
Posted by Kristi on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:18:00 PST |
SEND TO: Las Vegas |
Dearest Bertha,
I hope everything is going well in Vegas. Did you get that dancing job you wanted? There is no doubt in my mind that you did, it has always been your dream to become a professional bel...
Posted by Kristi on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST |
