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Latenight Lyle

Complete insanity isn't always a carnival ride.

About Me

I'm dead inside. Personally and professionally dead. I don't know what life has in store for me next, but I'm sure it will try to be more painful than anything I can possibly imagine.

My Interests

None

I'd like to meet:

People I'd like to meet now: John Cleese, Dennis Leary, Don LaFontaine, Weird Al Yankovic. People I'd like to meet if I had a time machine: Douglas Adams, Mitch Hedberg, Vincent Price, George Washington Carver (Man I loves me some Peanut Butter)

Music:

Everything from Blues to Jazz, Classical to Metal, Rap to R&B, and Rock to some country (but none of that twangy crap).

Movies:

Top 5 Favorite Movies? 5) Hero, 4) Friday, 3) Clerks, 2) Pulp Fiction, 1) Spaceballs.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV, but News Radio and Family Guy are the funniest programs in history and you know it.

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series changed my life...and it will yours too. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!

My Blog

Latenights 10th BIG Survey!

1. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?The Queen of England 2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you stay?I immediately g...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

Latenight's 9th Survey

SURVEY SET 9   1. Once I: stopped writing funny answers to stupid surveys&and the people became upset.  Now, the Latenight survey returns&&enjoy. 2. Never in my life have I:&.and I don't pla...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

The BIG 100 Question Survey

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?Open...my skeletons sing me to sleep barbershop quartet style.2. Do you take the shampoo & conditioner bottles from hotel rooms?Yes, then I co...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST

SURVEY 4 & 5

Chapter 1: Basics   -Where did you take your default picture? I took my default picture camping, but my default picture wanted to go dancing and wasn't really dressed for camping so it just compl...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

SURVEY 2 & 3

Finish the sentence1. My ex is: next to my ox with an ax2. Maybe I should: squeeze a penguin3. I love: peanut butter4. I don't understand: could you explain it to me?5. I lose: this time, but I shall ...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

SURVEY 1

1. Who's bed did you sleep in last night? Mine...the question is, was anybody with me? (aaaaaaaaaaaand the answer is.......no)   2. What color shirt are you wearing? You're assuming I'm wearing ...
Posted by Latenight Lyle on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST