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Excrement Consumption

Death-Grind from the frosty jungles of Zimbabwe

About Me

The song Scorched and Scrogged is by a special-guest lyricist Mr Morgue Whore MK I I I !
Excrement Consumption plans to resume recording music, just as soon as our mommy gives us a ride back from soccer practice.
Vman The Barbarian is no longer with us, he was asked to leave the band due to an incident with the lead singers' girlfriend ( he works at a snow-plowing company and accidentally plowed her cat ) Due to this vehement pussy-plowing, the lead vocalist had no choice but to kick Vman out, we wish him luck in his piece of shit gay black metal project - Kohl Konig.
.Here is what critics had to say.
honestly, i can't tell if you guys are a bunch of really talented people that are trying to be funny, or the worst band ever.
i am at a loss. the guitar and the way it's arranged is so unique, but it sucks. and no offense or anything but those are the worst drums ever, and vocals are it's only rival. well, here's hoping you guys are out for a laugh and not a bunch of guys that are really pissed at me right about now.
-Trioxin
I think their having a laugh, it sounds as if they can be really good the knowledge is there, but it has no rthym.
-Roughsounds
Where’s my bra?
-Vman’s sister.
. . . . Poop. . . .
We are being graciously supported through anal-rapture by the
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Member Since: 5/13/2005
Band Members: Vman The Barbarian is out: the group of four handsome bodybuilders is looking for a new head musician, has to be at least 6 foot tall and must possess a large axe.
Influences: Long and Rigorous Dumps, Toe-cheese, erectile dysfunction, getting hit in the head with heavy objects while masturbating to terrorist-porn, punting babies, burning orphanages, laxative-soup, Smegma-Icecream, and Hamonade.
Sounds Like: Shitting out a vagina.
Type of Label: None