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GARFWOG

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About Me

I'm in bands.

I'm on youtube.

I want Obama to win.

I like electronica, with full knowledge of the fact that it's bad music.

And chicks bleeding are hot.

My Interests

Movies and television excite me. Every day of my life. Forever.

I'd like to meet:

This is where you give me your gay/lame comments.

Music:

Crystal Castles
I Am X-Ray
Daft Punk
AFI
Aqua
Cloud Strife
Atari Teenage Riot
Aqua Nintendo
Bubblegum Octopus
Genital Pineapple Ebolic Mastication Bitch Disease
Turbomotoroller
Le Tigre
Corvus Corax
Dschinghis Khan
Dethklok
Blind Guardian
Finntroll
Dalek
N.W.A.
Nightwish
Job For A Cowboy
Watusi Zombie
Necrophagist

To sum it up, electronica is better than any of the bullshit you listen to.
I'm only ever passionate about:
electronica,
medieval music,
video game music,
joke music,
good grindcore.

synth pop metal

I have a very expansive knowledge of music. I know of a lot of bands, I listen to about 1000. There used to be a loooong list of bands here, I got rid of it because most were metal and you'll just think I'm another metalhead who lists bands to be elite. No.

I listen to ELECTRONICA, TECHNO, I listen to SHITTY music. Video game shit.

I make my own medieval music and I love listening to music that makes you want to put on knight armor and fight for your kingdom, or read tales of the city of Falador next to the warm fireplace drinking a glass of butterbeer. That music is amazing. I'd call it RPG music. For medieval at least, all other RPG is bullshit.

That basically sums up my music taste. Kinda confusing I know but at least you're reading about it instead of just staring at the typical list of the same bands you see in every profile.

Television:


ADULT SWIM

THE GOOD ANIME

CARTOON NETWORK AND NICKELODEON THAT DOESN'T SUCK

AND OTHER GREAT TV

Books:



Heroes:

Tyler Durden is my hero. I also fucking love Rose McGowan.

My Blog

Steven Seagal movies, this is rather sad

Steven Seagal is LAME. we can all agree on that, right? well here's something I realized about almost every Steven Seagal movie. i didn't realize this on my own though, but im taking credit for compil...
Posted by GARFWOG on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

my balls surveys

this is my blog im posting as a tribute to all the surveys i did that involved BALLS!!June 4, 2007:1. Are you Single? I have one single balls. 2. Do you hate more than 3 people? I hate people who hav...
Posted by GARFWOG on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

BEST IDEA FOR A PRANK, EVER!

Ok, when you find out you're about to meet someone new at school, drop your personality, completely.When you meet this new person, act like a crappy boring person who is interested in extremely lame b...
Posted by GARFWOG on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

have you ever actually TALKED to those myspace advertising bots?

one of them messaged me asking to mod my xbox. his message was so poorly written that i just HAD to reply to him. and this is what it became. you should try it yourself, these advertisers are so dumb ...
Posted by GARFWOG on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

OMG GIVE ME COMMENTS CUZ IM LAME!!!!1!1!!111

i posted a bulletin ranting about comments. and guess what. i blogged it. read below.the last three bulletins i just saw, besides mine, all asked for fucking comments. what would comments do for you? ...
Posted by GARFWOG on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

the most musical AIM chat ever

Nephilim 336 337: try to be musically inclined this weekendhappycheezman2: okhappycheezman2: so long as that unbores you hahhappycheezman2: aNephilim 336 337: it would unbore me tenfoldNephilim 336 33...
Posted by GARFWOG on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

here's some pro-abortion for ya

there's a sick bulletin going around about abortion. it shows pictures of ripped up fetuses. if you got it, did it offend you? are you convinced that abortion is bad? i reposted that bulletin, but i p...
Posted by GARFWOG on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

The ignorance of the common christian

It is safe to say that this is the common christian. Truly pathetic.Jameson=atheistlancer=christian(i am neither of these people)lancerthedancer: whats up cok sucker? JamesonLoraitis2: ...... JamesonL...
Posted by GARFWOG on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:22:00 PST