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Vman The Barbarian

Who needs war and gas!? My car runs just fine on Equality and Unison.

About Me

If I met you, chances are, I would probably kill you, unless you carried anti-kill antidote achieved through completion of 57 crucial Kama Sutra positions. I am a convicted fellon on the run from the Pastry Chefs Association of America. I am banned from 14 States, the Bermuda Triangle and Nigeria for trying to use the countries name to describe a single citizen, which they apparently found offensive. I am wanted in Albania for calling them " Stinky Macedonians ". There's a bounty on my head of 73 Armenian Dollars ( 49 cents ) for stealing Admiral Funzo's Lucky Cooking Mitten. I do lots of work for the community: when I'm not out teaching rabbits how to swim, I am helping old people across the street, though sometimes they don't want to go, I figure it's just because they are modest. I also know the answer to the age old question " What came first, the chicken, or the egg? " - The chicken, if you find an egg that comes, you are at the wrong strip bar. Last week I purchased a Dirigible, I am typing this on my PDA, as I am on my way to conquer Slovenia, a country that refused to sell me their finely crafted gift-basket industry, and will now suffer re-runs of The Cosby Show I will be projecting on their nightly sky.My band - Bleeding Mirror page

My Interests

Biology, Psychology, Cooking, Muay Thai, Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, MMA, Dance, Gym, Guitar, Skilled instrumentalists, Technical Death Metal, photography, people who aren't Jack Black.

I'd like to meet:

Allan Greenspan.

Music:

Necrophagist, Spawn of Possession, Arsebreed, Theory In Practice, Psycroptic, The Shattering, Eradykate, Illogicist, Demental, Gorgasm (Gorod FRA), Gorgasm (CAN), Sleep Terror, Trepalium, Tales of Darknord, Scrambled Defuncts, Hieronymus Bosch Carnal Rapture, Corpseifier , Weeping Birth, Noism,Dominion, Drottnar, Braindrill, Locrian Mist Aborted, Abyfs, Aeon, Adherent, Age of Plague, Agiel, Agonize, Ancient Necropsy, Ancestral Curse Amoral, Atheist, Augury, Behold... The Arctopus, Algophobia, Arbitrary Element, Architect of Seth, Arkhe, Arousing Disembowelment, Banisher, Barakuda, Beneath The Massacre, Bereaved, Blastfame, Bleeding Mirror , Blood Red Throne, Bunch, Buried Future, Canvas Solaris, Capharnaum, Carcariass, Carnal Rapture, Cenotaph, Centaurus-a, Cephalectomy, Cephalic, Chaos Incarcerated, Chemical Breath, Codeon, Condemnation(PL), Controlled Chaos, Continuo Renacer, Corpulate, Crematorium,Criterion, Crimson Massacre, Crypt of Kerberos, Cryptopsy, Cyagha, Cynic, Daath, DaggerSpawn, Darkness Remains, Datura, Dark Wing, Deadeyestare, Decrypt, Decaying Form, Demised, Depths of Depravity, Disincarnate, Loreena McKennitt, Death, Decimation (TUR) De Lirium's Order, Deadborn, Decapitated, Defeated Sanity, Demilich, Dichotic, Disembarkation, Diskreet, Divine Rapture, Domination Through Impurity, Draco Hypnalis, Duality, Dungortheb, Dred, Droys, Dying Spirit, Ekser, Elctrikchair, Electro Quarterstaff, Electrocution, Electrocution 250, Element, Embrionic Death, Emeth, Eviscerator, Excrement Consumption , Farmakon, Flesh Deformation, Garwall, Goratory, Gored, Gorguts, Gory Blister, In Battle ( the new stuff ) , Iniquity ( grime only ), Internal Suffering, Inveracity, Into The Moat, Jack Slater, Korum, Leptotrichia, Luciferion, Lykathe ( sort of gayish ), MAGGOT TWAT , Malignancy, Martyr, Meaningless Existance ( no, they are NOT emo/core), Merlin (RU ) , Monstrosity, Natron, Necronomicon, Necrost, Neoplasmah, Neuraxis, Never, Nile, No Return, Nocturnus, Odius Mortem, Oppressor, Origin, Paria, Pavor, Polterchrist, Poppy Seed Grinder, Prejudice, Prolapse, Psychotogen, Psychofagist, PsyOpus, Pungent Stench, Quo Vadis, Red Chord, Saprogenic, Sarsekim, Scenery, Severed Savior, Signs of Dying, Sinners Bleed, Skodag, Slaughterhousesabbath, Spastic Ink ( where the jerkass doesn't sing ), Spawn, Stranglefuck ( pre psyopus ),Stigmatized, Suffocation , Surgical Dissection, Symbyosis, Sympathy, Tiwanaku, The Binary Code, The Chasm, ToxicDeath, !TOOH!, Torture Squad, Unexpect, Unreal Overflows, Unmerciful, Vale ov Pnoth ,Vaginal Bloodclot, Vehemence, Veneral Disease, Virulence, Violent Dirge, Visceral Bleeding, Wasteform, Wayd, Winter Bestowed, Wormed, Yattering

Movies:

The Gladiator, Troy, The 13th Warrior, The Last Samurai, Zatoichi ( The Grind Swordsman ), Braveheart... that's it actually. And NO, I am not into gay-ass pseudo-intellectual horse-manure like Pi or Requiem for a Dream ...

Television:

I am too 1337 to watch TV. I live inside a fold on Rosie O'donells ass.

Books:

Lyudi Kak Bogi.

Heroes:

Phil Ken Sebben. Batman. Conan The Barbarian.

My Blog

Blogs are gay....

Check out my site isntead:www.criticity.tk - if this won't make you shit your pants - explosive diarrhea might.
Posted by Vman The Barbarian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST