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GG Brandi

About Me


Basically I'm complicated
I have a hard time taking the easy way
I wouldn't call it schizophrenia
But I'll be at least 2 people today
If that's okay
And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?
♥ It's Deep How I Can Be So Shallow ♥
And I'm afraid cause I have no fear
And I didn't believe in magic
Until I watched you disappear
I wish you where here
And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?
You see, everybody is somebody
But nobody wants to be themselves
and If I ever wanted to understand me
I'll have to talk to someone else
Cause every little bit helps
And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?
Feels like... the surreal life
But it's still nice
Wish I could live twice
but I still might
if these bones heal right
I see a little light
though it's still night
And I can go on and on and on... but who cares?
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My Interests

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The one and only Vince Matthews
T&A
Stripclubs
Porn
Fashion Design
Cosmetology
Interior Design
Cinematography
Photography
Antiques
Antique Cars (when i was 16 my daddy bought me a black 62 thunderbird, what did yours get you?
Chemsitry
Law
Criminal Justice ;)
Weaponry
Movies/film
Football
Politics (REPUBLICAN!)
Religion
Hydroponics

I'd like to meet:

Your Girlfriend.

Music:

Reggae
Opera
Classical
Classic Rock
Metal

BANDS in no particular order:

Pink Floyd
Carnivore
Criminal Element
Sadist
Charles Aznavour
Pan Thy Monium
Gorgasm
Necrophagist
Dissection
Voivod
Suffocation
Avid Bath
Napalm Death
Donna Summer
Protector
Therion
Annihilator
The Gathering
Assuck
Johnny Cash
Total Fucking Destruction
Exciter
Eagles
Misery Index
Jungle Rot
Aborted
Frightmare
Aphex Twin
Asesino
Bad Brains
Bella Morte
Decapitated
Dying Fetus
Xysma
Septic Flesh
Carcuss
Marduk
Vader
Death
Crematory
Necro
Hate Eternal
Behemoth
Immortal
Brutal Truth
Skinless
Danzig
Misfits
Samhain
Leng Tch'e
Municipal Waste
The Smiths
White Zombie
Bloodbath
Black Sabbath
Queensryche
Kreator
The Faint
Gnarls Barkley
Rush
Stabbing westward
VNV nation
Edge of Sanisty
Dub Side of the Moon

Television:

Law and Order
Nip Tuck
Hannity and Colmes
O'Reilly Factor
COPS
Jimmy Neutron
Fairly Odd Parents
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
COURT TV
SPIKE TV
HISTORY CHANNEL
FOX NEWS CHANNEL
A&E
COMCAST ON DEMAND SPANK (what?)

Books:

My Porn Collection

Heroes:

My Mom
My Dad
My Sister
My life and soul mate Vince
My Best Friend Angela
God
Christian Troy
Huge Hefner
Ted Bundy
Tony Montana
Christopher Walken
and the shit your took three wednesdays ago.

My Blog

CERTIFIED BARTENDER! for hire <3

So here is my certificate of qualification! If you want to hire me out for a private event or show please contact me by email! I have my own bar tending equipment so if you have a location and liqour ...
Posted by GG Brandi on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

My Cinematography

To see more FMP exclusive work look under my video's. (myspace is fucking up and my video's are all "processing"... but check back and see if they EVER go up) I film and edit for Metal Injection , so...
Posted by GG Brandi on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

My Graphic Design's

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Posted by GG Brandi on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST

My Photography

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Posted by GG Brandi on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST