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Chris

Dont bother me... I'm pooping

About Me

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I have flown the Space Shuttle nine times and also sank fourteen U-Boats during the war.I also hold a Guinness Book World Record for drinking a gallon of bleach while riding a unicycle on a high wire over an erupting volcano during a total eclipse of the sun while the most powerful hurricane on record was exploding all around me. And despite the fact that all I was wearing was a pair of assless chaps I still was able to accomplish this feat flawlessly. I think I should start a support group for Opera widows and widowers like myself. I’m happily married to an Opera Diva, with a wonderful life. Really cant ask for more then that. Photography, Love books, Photography, music of all genres, Photography, the arts, and photography. Play a little violin when the wife is out of town working. That’s about 3-4 months a year and that sucks! Make my own wine and beer, and can be coerced into sharing if you have dirt on me…… or if you’re a good drinkin buddy.LNSS 4 E Rocks!! Thats my Office Gang yo. Work is boring. Guess that’s why it’s called work. Any more info you want/need to know just ask. Ooo. one more thing….Stop by any time and ring my doorbell except on posted times when I'm having Mormon missionaries clean my place while I feign interest.....

My Interests

I’m an Opera widow so if I’m not on a plane chasing my Diva I’m ether taking naps, taking pictures..... or drinkin whiskey and talkin shit.... Things I like....Napping, Sleeping, Cat Napping, Power Napping, Sleep Studies, and Nappy Afros....what? conversating... is this a word?, singing in the shower, spoiling my dog, staying warm by passing gas in bed, concerts, travel, sleeping(well sometimes sleeping), eating out, comedy, chess....ok I suck, oh did I say sunshine? Music, Arts, Opera, Photography, Ez ways to kill/waist time at work. Hunting, Fishing, Camping. You name it I do it!

I'd like to meet:

Guess I want to find some incredibly petite midgets that I can chase with my squirt gun. Yea..... if I could just find a couple dozen of them my life would be complete.
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

Music:

Blues, Rock, R&B, Jazz, Classical, Opera, Rockabilly, you name it...... well no rap.....ok I kinda like rap but dont tell.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow rocks because it educates me on what to take when someone leaves. Also...The News!, and Cooking shows on PBS, Nature stuff.

Books:

Anything I can get my little hands on....Oh yea and Porn.

Heroes:

Karin, and My Papa!

My Blog

Moped, scooter, small bike advice needed

Im shopping for a scooter I can use as a commuter vehicle starting next spring, and I am leaning toward a 125cc Scahs MadAss. But I'm hoping you people in cyberspace know more about scoters/small bike...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:58:00 PST

My evil genius, plus a phone in my ass.

I had recently come into possession of a discarded cell phone. Immediately I surmised that it could be used as a prop in an elaborate hoax. If pulled off properly this would become a new bench mark in...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

DMMO Death by Aria vidio posted.

..>..> ..>   Okay not really a blog but..... I just posted a video I took this past summer in Indianola at DMMO's Death By Aria. Very funny! If you where there you will understand. Check it...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

1st brew club night

Monday, September 17, 2007                Last night Mr. Cashman,  his gal pal Sue, and the new little Packer-backer Dylan were over fo...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:09:00 PST

A bumper sticker for Dan

Okay this not a new story but  you all will get a chuckle out of it....   Years ago when Dan and first worked together selling string instruments I was also working at a lab. At the lab I h...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

tin foiled

I took last Friday off from work so I could go see opening night of Carmen. Today I have found that my coworkers have taken advantage of my absence to cover every surface, and wrapped every item I had...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

Scales suck!

Scales suck. And inaccurate scales fill my mind with a blinding rage.   We had this very nice and expensive digital scale that measured weight, and body fat both with equally terrible results. Y...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

Send me your old sex toys...

I need dildos.. lots-o-dildos. Not for the reason you might think. No I'm not throwing a S&M party that will climax with the anal raping of all the male guests. That so universally done these days...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

My Phantom caller....

             Over three months ago I started getting some unusual calls from a man I now refer to as my Phantom Caller.     &n...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:34:00 PST

Karins fan mail.... I never get fan mail

Yea, I know I'm like an swollen with pride parent when it comes to my little diva but I just cant helps myself. So please forgive me for posting this& I cant help it!!   ************************...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST