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Wiley

Moon faced moper

About Me

Verbannen heer die van edel bloed, momenteel in een frito-lay verschepend krat leeft achter een aandrijving door bierschuur in Texas. Tevreden om ambassade en grandma te contacteren. Zo koud.

(Exiled gentleman of noble blood, currently living in a frito-lay shipping crate behind a drive through beer barn in Texas. Please contact embassy and Grandma. So cold.)

My Interests

Magische Lantaarns, de muziek die van de de wascilinder van Edison, de inzameling, en van vormen en paddestoelen catalogiseren noemen. Het snuiven van leathern bicycylezetels van dames. (magical lanterns, music of the wax-cylinders of Edison, the searching of, and cataloging of rare fungi. Sniffing leathern bicycle seats of ladies. Also, the inhalation of Ether.)

I'd like to meet:

Alchimisten, Phrenologists, geleerde dames die me kunnen ontspannen met de zorgvuldige toepassing van scented zakdoeken en de bult op mijn rug met scented olin wrijven. Ik ben een hemofiliepatint.

(Alchemists, Phrenologists, learned ladies which can relaxing me with the careful application of scented handkerchiefs and the royal hump on my back with scented oil to rub. I am a hemophiliac.

Music:

Alle moderne ragtimes van Amerika, nochtans de symfonieën van Wagner en Mozart bewegen me ertoe om grote bouw te hebben. (I am "hip" of the modern ragtimes of America, also the symphonies of Wagner and Mozart move me to have large constructions. The movements of theremins and tubas cause me to make gleeful water.)

Movies:

De "grote treindiefstal", "de hoochie Dame en Sultan", en "mens die door een beer wordt verkracht."(The "Great Train Robbings", "The Compromised Lady and the Sultan", and "People Who Are Violated by a Bear.")

Heroes:

Susan Tyrrell, Athanasius Kircher, Nikola Tesla, Roland Topor.

My Blog

JetBlue

Is having some kind of internal corporate meltdown. All the flights have been cancelled, and I guess I'm going to have to go with another carrier if I'm going to get up there.
Posted by Wiley on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

F*uck Valentines.

Happy Valentines day, hope none of you got magically dumped a few days prior like I did. Luckily I'm about to fly into a shitload of snow to distract me. Anybody in new york who wants to hang out from...
Posted by Wiley on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

Fringeware pics

Bonsey Jones has found a secret tomb of ephemera from the days of the FringeWare store. The Laughing Bone - Images: FringeWareWikipedia: FringeWare Review...
Posted by Wiley on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

Sunday

The last couple of weeks have been bumpy to say the least. I woke up this morning feeling like angry gnomes had been beating me all night with bags of cinderblocks. I haven't been posting anything sub...
Posted by Wiley on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

Goodbye Trurl (Skinny) the Newt

Five is a hearty old age for a newt, but I am still sad to see you go....
Posted by Wiley on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

Diagonals and Horse + Donkey, Beerland Feb 1st

My band Diagonals is playing it's first public show on february 1st at beerland, with the mighty Horse + Donkey and Big Black Smoke & Jam Engine of whom I have no knowledge. Excitement will most likel...
Posted by Wiley on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Barking through 26 Orbits


Posted by Wiley on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Not dead

Rumors of my death have been highly exaggerated.
Posted by Wiley on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

The big 3-0

Well, tomorrow I am turning 30, and I actually feel really good about it. I'm not really having a party or anything this year... no particular reason, it just didn't really solidify. (I might have one...
Posted by Wiley on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

A Butcher, A Baker, A NIGHTMARE MAKER

Last night's movie at Terror Thursday was amazing. If you didn't already know it from The Forbidden Zone, this movie confirms it: Susan Tyrell is a fucking comedy genius....
Posted by Wiley on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST