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Alamo Terror Thursdays

About Me

I don't like horror movies...I love love LOVE 'em!! And so do you, so hunker down to the Alamo Drafthouse downtown every Thursday at midnight for some good old-fashioned slash, smash, trash and thrash (all for zero cash thanks to our sponsors Vulcan Video)!! We've scavenged the bowels of the earth for the most shocking and seldom seen 35mm visceral treasures, guaranteed to leave you gasping for air, thirsting for blood or, at the very least, scratching your head. No foolin', junior! 320 E. 6th St is the new ground zero for decapitation, evisceration, degradation and mutilation!!! Eeaaagghhhh!!!! The Alamo Downtown!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE THAT DON'T TALK DURING THE GODDAMN MOVIE. Also: nerds, virgins, shut-ins, sociopaths, cannibals, manimals, hardcases, nutcases, space cases, misanthropes, the luckless, the friendless, the dispossessed, the possessed, the VHS-obsessed, and buffet enthusiasts.

My Blog

I have a new better funner gooder blog with WEREWOLF BITCH!!

Hey! Last night's Terror Thursday was werewolf entertainment totally unleashed! Read about it at our new and improved page here (and subscribe while you're at it!)http://alamoterrorthursday.blogspot.c...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:58:00 GMT

ZOMBIE CREEPING FLESH !!!

Body count: 152...including zombies but not skeletons, rats or that little wallaby-lookin' thing that got eaten by the coyote.As you might expect, this was a difficult film to keep a tally for. But be...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:20:00 GMT

THE BEAST WITHIN !!!

Body count: 6 humans, 1 dog and 36 skeletons!Wow wow wee wah! I enjoy this movie like rap artists enjoy talking about having a lot of money! It is, to me, a true masterpiece of sweaty, swampland horro...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:21:00 GMT

THE CAR !!!

Body count: 12...or 13 if you count The Car.Yeah, I think I'll count The Car. Especially since he's most likely my favorite character in the movie. Though I love many of those characters. The acting i...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Terror Thursday schedule and write-ups for May and June and you.

Isn't fun fun? Let's have some:THE BEAST WITHINMay 1 Midnight, Free, Dir. Philippe Mora, 1982, 35mm, 98 min, RPuberty is nobody's friend. And all those strange new hairs and hyperactive organs are eve...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:11:00 GMT

THE FOREST !!!

Body count: 9 including the wee ghostletsHey, all. I stopped with this blog business for a few weeks because the word "blog" is so goddamn stupid. But I've come to terms with it and we're back now...b...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:49:00 GMT

SO SAD ABOUT GLORIA ???

Body count: 3...plus the patience of the audience.Oof. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I'd read up on the film and it had enough supporters to make it seem like a fruitful gamble. I figured, "...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:20:00 GMT

New Terror Thursday calendar 2003 !!!

Wowtimes!! The new line-up for Terror Thursday is very exciting if you are me, and maybe if you're you as well! Look and see!GOKE, BODYSNATCHER FROM HELLMarch 6 Midnight, FREE, Dir. Hajime Sato, 1968,...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:30:00 GMT

(THE ZOMBIES OF) SUGAR HILL !!!

Body count: 9I could write about how intensely hateful and impressive Marki Bey was as Sugar, or the amazingly faulty relationship between racist crime bodd Robert Quarry and his live-in doormat/girlf...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:13:00 GMT

TEXAS FEAR FEST !!!

GOREMASTERS and GUTBLASTERS!There are very few events that can really bring out the little kid in you. But only one tears that little kid directly through your sternum and holds it up to the scorching...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:27:00 GMT